Pubes are nasty. I prefer breasts. They’re so clean and articulate.

In order to test the limits of a G-rated site, I thought I’d see if FrnakJ or Basil would kick me off immediately for posting a title like that — leaving Walrus in charge, which he is anyway. I mean, let’s face it, I had a pretty good run. And all I could get was this chick, not Mika:

“Oppo, you still talking to those guys? I ain’t going to lubricate myslef.”