Remember: The elections of 2026 will be decided by events that have not happened yet.
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I had a drunken vision (rattlesnake tequila) that the Clinton’s will be indicted for colluding with the Chinese government for over 20 years. Its all in the Chinese Dossier.
Inflation rates will continue to lower, year to year GDP growth will continue to increase, the stock market will set record highs, real personal income will grow, and the Republicans will lose the House of Representatives in the November elections because of the bad economy.
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USA and Disney see-through films are woke,
Visitors to their theme parks will go, as usual, for broke.
They may remove an “e” from their theme parks, and turn them into “Them” parks;
Futureland, Tomorrowland are now Goofyland with Narcs.
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I had a drunken vision (rattlesnake tequila) that the Clinton’s will be indicted for colluding with the Chinese government for over 20 years. Its all in the Chinese Dossier.
Per a recent HR memo, I will wear tighter or skimpier outfits.
Oh: wait — reading to the end, I see I am excluded, by name.
The climate will undergo some changes.
What Will the Year Bring?
Pain.
Joe Biden will win “Dancing With the Stars” and a Grammy for Best Spoken Word Album.
He was, after all, fit to be president.
Jill Biden will win “Demure Housewife of the Year.”
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Inflation rates will continue to lower, year to year GDP growth will continue to increase, the stock market will set record highs, real personal income will grow, and the Republicans will lose the House of Representatives in the November elections because of the bad economy.
The new year doesn’t bring crap – you have to take it…
{Sung in the voice of Bob Dylan}
I’ll be fine if I can avoid the dreaded Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
You can’t.
I could use a glass of that Vulcan Nerve Punch.