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Archive of entries posted on 13th January 2026

Straight Line of the Day: If Your Car Is Controlled by Satan…

Posted by Oppo on 13 January 2026, 12:00 pm

Suspect Claims Car Was ‘Controlled by Satan’ During Fatal Hit-and-Run
WMAR2 | Jan 09, 2026 | Rushaad Hayward, Raven Payne

… Manigo told investigators he didn’t know Jones but that his car was “bewitched” and “controlled by Satan.”

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 18 Comments

IMAO Installs Combination Beer Brewery / Bathroom Plumbing, Eliminating Middleman

Posted by Oppo on 13 January 2026, 11:00 am
Filed under One-Shots | 5 Comments

Caption This!

Posted by walruskkkch on 13 January 2026, 10:34 am

Better late than never.

Filed under Caption This! | 6 Comments

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