Suspect Claims Car Was ‘Controlled by Satan’ During Fatal Hit-and-Run
WMAR2 | Jan 09, 2026 | Rushaad Hayward, Raven Payne… Manigo told investigators he didn’t know Jones but that his car was “bewitched” and “controlled by Satan.”
Suspect Claims Car Was ‘Controlled by Satan’ During Fatal Hit-and-Run
WMAR2 | Jan 09, 2026 | Rushaad Hayward, Raven Payne… Manigo told investigators he didn’t know Jones but that his car was “bewitched” and “controlled by Satan.”
…that would explain why it’s often spotted outside strip clubs during your work-from-home hours.
… there’s gonna be hell to pay…
… you better hope that Geraldine Jones is on the jury…
…it’s time to call in Father William J. O’Malley (The Exorcist) for an exorcism of the car…but he just recently passed away. He would do any car except the Lamborghini Diablo.
“The power of Chrysler compels you!”
Lol…at least you didn’t say Plymouth.
. . . GPS keeps guiding me to Hell, Michigan . . .
. . . it keeps overheating
. . . the only radio station is KDNC, which can’t be turned down or off
“Manigo only pawn in game of life.”
If only Carry Underwood had been there. She’d have known what to do.
If Your Car Is Controlled by Satan…
… the devil is in the detailing.
If Your Car Is Controlled by Satan…
I would be surprised, it’s usually one of his lesser demons.
Carmiglione?
It’s funny because I had to explain it.
I had a Volkswagen beetle with those same symptoms. Turned out to be a blown out bushing in the lower control arm. Might want to check your tie rod ends while you’re down there.
… you could drive like Evil Knievel.
Say your prayers anywhere near an ICE operation.
Take the gun, shoot the cannoli.
I’ll have four horsemen under the hood, Bon Scott on my GPS, and a Biden/Harris bumper sticker.
Then boldly state “Get thee behind me” and wait to get run over.