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Senators Seek Sexual-Assault Claims Against Selves
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I was sexually assaulted by Dianne Feinstein in 1992.
oh yeah, and by Shiela Jackson Lee in 2016.
oh….and Chuck Schumer. I don’t remember when exactly or where but it was definitely him.
I demand to be taken seriously as a survivor and they should all resign immediately.
OH! almost forgot. That busybody on the HOA board that rejected my request to build an addition. Her too.
I have never been sexual assaulted by anyone. I demand an investigation into this blatant discrimination against me.