Monday Night Open Thread

I used to hate Sesame Street. But I liked The Muppet Show. Now I don’t hate Sesame Street. And I still like the Muppets.

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So, what’s on your mind? Got something you’d like to share with the rest of us? It’s Monday Night Open Thread.

Who wants to start?

No! I Said “Against”, Not “Into”!

Officials in Venezuela are calling for a massive march against the United States.

Should get a good turnout, as long as the event comes with free toilet paper.

Ready Player One

[Wreck-It Ralph Pitch Meeting] (Viewer #159,693)

I grew up in video game arcades, and I agree that this movie leaves a lot to be desired.

Link of the Day: I’ve Already Done My Time and Paid My Debt to Society

[High Praise! to ScrappleFace]

50.7 Million Children Now Detained in Trump’s Facilities

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Icebreaker: If You Can Instantly Become an Expert in Something, What Would It Be?

Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data

76 Fun Icebreaker Questions

The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need

Currently: 63 Icebreaker Questions For Adults (Not all of which will be used)

Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.

If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.

If you can instantly become an expert in something, what would it be?

How to get Norm Macdonald to stop apologizing.

You’re a comedian, dude. You’re SUPPOSED to offend people.

Own it like Rickles.

Is It Really Fair to Include a Boombox, CD Player, AND a Walkman?

[High Praise! to Calafia Beach Pundit]

Straight Line of the Day: Scientists Have Discovered the Earliest Known Cave Drawing. It’s a Picture Of…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Scientists have discovered the earliest known cave drawing. It’s a picture of…

The Illustrated Frank J: Shut Up and Take My Money!

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Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes?

Facebook says it will begin fact-checking photographs and videos posted on the social media platform

Perfect. Now we just need to create a new social media platform to fact-check their fact-checking.

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