Source: 63 Icebreaker Questions For Adults (Not all of which will be used)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
If you were the eighth dwarf, what would your name be?
“Harvey”, because it fits the pattern.
Source: 63 Icebreaker Questions For Adults (Not all of which will be used)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
What is the first word that comes to your mind right now?
Source: 63 Icebreaker Questions For Adults (Not all of which will be used)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
If you moved to Sesame Street, who would you want as your neighbor?
Probably Oscar, just because Sesame Street is kinda ghetto, and I expect that if any gangbangers caused trouble, he’d clear them off the lawn like Eastwood.
Source: 63 Icebreaker Questions For Adults (Not all of which will be used)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
What’s the funniest thing you did as a kid that your relatives still talk about?
Well, my brother never lets me forget about how I used to carry around this sad, one-eared, stuffed bunny everywhere I went.
Or, there’s the time I punched my brother for making fun of me for carrying around a sad, one-eared, stuffed bunny.
Source: 63 Icebreaker Questions For Adults (Not all of which will be used)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
If you were to perform in the circus, what would you do?
I’d be the guy who takes the PeTA people protesting our elephants and shoots them out of a cannon.
Don’t worry. They’ll land on something soft. Near the back of the elephant.
Hope they don’t hit the shovel…
Source: 63 Icebreaker Questions For Adults (Not all of which will be used)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
What song best describes your life?
I’m not sure if it’s best, but every time I hear that Trump’s scored another political victory and that liberals are crying (this week: Kavanaugh, and record setting employment levels), that makes “Happy Days Are Here Again” run through my head.
Source: 63 Icebreaker Questions For Adults (Not all of which will be used)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
What was the most embarrassing thing you have done while on a date?
Let a human child out of a suitcase, causing everyone to panic and stampede while the authorities were called in.
Source: 63 Icebreaker Questions For Adults (Not all of which will be used)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
What is something you can do better than anyone else you know?
Avoiding meeting new people so as to maintain my relative personal excellence in all areas.
Source: 63 Icebreaker Questions For Adults (Not all of which will be used)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
If you could rid the world of one thing, what would it be?
America.
We should secede and start our own world.
Good luck with the leftovers, you socialist ratholes.
Source: 63 Icebreaker Questions For Adults (Not all of which will be used)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
If you had one extra hour of free time a day, how would you use it?
I’m torn… either serving food at a homeless shelter or strapping British spies to laser tables.
Source: 63 Icebreaker Questions For Adults (Not all of which will be used)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
Who do you admire the most?
Tough call… either Andrew Carnegie for taking steel from a $200 a ton luxury to a $20 a ton commodity that allowed America to have a backbone built of the stuff, or Frank J. for still occasionally reading his own blog (although not this post).
Source: 63 Icebreaker Questions For Adults (Not all of which will be used)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
What do you look for in a friend?
Heart of gold.
Wallet to match.
Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”
The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need
Currently: 63 Icebreaker Questions For Adults (Not all of which will be used)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
Hit the treadmill of hit the couch?
Actually, I usually hit a punching bag. Or indecisive road-crossing squirrels.
Although for actual exercise, I usually pick up heavy things and put them back where I found them.
Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”
The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need
Currently: 63 Icebreaker Questions For Adults (Not all of which will be used)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
What childish things do you still do as an adult?
Eat several consecutive bowls of Coco Puffs
Watch animated Disney Movies
Occasionally – very rarely – believe a word that Democrats say
Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data”
The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need
Currently: 63 Icebreaker Questions For Adults (Not all of which will be used)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
If you could visit any place in the world, where would it be?
The Burj Khalifa at the center of the earth.
Or possibly Burger King. I shouldn’t post when I’m hungry.
