Source: 63 Icebreaker Questions For Adults (Not all of which will be used)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
If you were the eighth dwarf, what would your name be?
“Harvey”, because it fits the pattern.

Righty
Tipsy
The Eighth Dwarf
Schmendrake.
Queasy
Pluto, what else?
Drop Dead Sexy.
Pig Vomit
Horny
Tall-y
Voldemort.
The dwarf formally known as Prince.
Gimli…what else?
Big Guy.
Shorty.
Bernie!
I’d expropriate all of Snow White’s wealth and redistribute it to the other dwarves in exchange for political power.
Stretch.
Hungry
Tour-sh##-fu##-cu##-rettesey
Snarky
Crabby, of coutse.