Tuesday Night Open Thread

Old songs are the best.

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What’s been on your mind? Got something you’d like to share? A topic to discuss? It’s Tuesday Night Open Thread.

Who wants to start?

Why Would a Liberal Bash the Media?

Liberal documentarian Michael Moore said that the media is “dumbing down” America.

I’m guessing he’s mad that they’re not doing it enough to get Americans to watch his movies.

I Still Don’t Understand Why Replicators Can’t Make Latinum

[Ferengi Rules of Acquisition [Complete List*]] (Viewer #445,776)

Just in case there’s a DS9 fan lurking out there…

Link of the Day: Fundraiser!

[High Praise! to The Babylon Bee]

Democratic Party Now Selling Official Riot Supplies

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Trump Truths: Wall

To reduce costs, President Trump plans to make the Mexican Border Wall out of only the cheapest, most readily-available material: brilliantly-written New York Times editorials that have somehow failed to lead to Trump’s impeachment. Or, as he calls them, “the kudzu of the North”.

A Political Tragedy

[High Praise! to The Daily Gouge]

Straight Line of the Day: The Actual Cause of the Recent Canadian Earthquakes…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The actual cause of the recent Canadian earthquakes

The Illustrated Frank J: This Is Like Crabs Pulling an Escaping Crab Back into the Cage

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Didn’t Know You Could Put Those Two Words in the Same Sentence

Democrat Senator Elizabeth Warren now claims that she took her DNA test in order to rebuild “trust in government“.

Sounds very plausible. Probably the secret reason Nixon resigned, too.