Tuesday Night Open Thread

Old songs are the best.

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What’s been on your mind? Got something you’d like to share? A topic to discuss? It’s Tuesday Night Open Thread.

Who wants to start?

Hang the Mission Accomplished Banner

A new report shows that President Trump promotes sales of books that disparage him by firing off highly critical Twitter messages about them.

If the only power Democrats now have is selling books, then I think Trump just made America great again.

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Fire Is Manspeak for Fun

[Real flamethrower vs. “Not a Flamethrower” by Elon Musk] (Viewer #512,674)

Elon Musk didn’t lie.

Link of the Day: I Never Realized #19 Was Supposed to Be a Compliment

[High Praise! to Cracked]

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25 Incredibly Weird Explanations Behind Famous Band Names

What? No Blue Oyster Cult or Alice Cooper?

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Icebreaker: Who Do You Admire the Most?

Source: 63 Icebreaker Questions For Adults (Not all of which will be used)

Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.

If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.

Who do you admire the most?

Tough call… either Andrew Carnegie for taking steel from a $200 a ton luxury to a $20 a ton commodity that allowed America to have a backbone built of the stuff, or Frank J. for still occasionally reading his own blog (although not this post).

Funny How Tax Cuts Are Never Named After Democrats

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Straight Line of the Day: The Best Part of Trump’s New NAFTA Deal…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The best part about Trump’s new NAFTA deal

The Illustrated Frank J: No Talking Dolls!

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She’s a Little Girthier Since 2016

Hillary’s reportedly back on the campaign trail for several Democrat candidates.

[backs away slowly]… you’re gonna need a bigger medvan

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