Archive of entries posted on 15th October 2018

Don’t Know Much About Her History (Song Parody)

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[High Praise! to Oppo]

Don’t Know Much About Her History (to the tune of “What a Wonderful World This Would Be” by Sam Cooke)

Don’t know much about her history
Don’t know much – it’s a mystery
Don’t know much about where, when, who took her
Don’t know anything about Spartacus Booker

But I do know that I love truth
And if youthful stuff would stay in youth
What a wonderful world it would be

Don’t know much about this crazy guano
Don’t know much about Mazie Hirono
Don’t know why they want to be outrageous
But it feels just like the Middle Ages

But I do know one and one is two
And if Democrats admitted that too
What a wonderful world it would be

Now I don’t claim
To be an “A” student
Of legal history
But maybe if you’d presume
“Innocent” before “guilty”
I could win your side to me

Icebreaker: If You Moved to Sesame Street, Who Would You Want As Your Neighbor?

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Source: 63 Icebreaker Questions For Adults (Not all of which will be used)

Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.

If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.

If you moved to Sesame Street, who would you want as your neighbor?

Probably Oscar, just because Sesame Street is kinda ghetto, and I expect that if any gangbangers caused trouble, he’d clear them off the lawn like Eastwood.