Thursday Night Open Thread

Devo. I have no idea why we watched and listened to them.

Well, not me. You. Well, maybe not you. But you know people.

[The YouTube]

What were those people thinking? Heck what are you thinking? Seriously, what are you thinking? We want to know. It’s Thursday Night Open Thread, and you pick what we talk about.

Who wants to start?

Hard to Believe They Used to Be an Empire

Over in Britain, University of Manchester passed a resolution to ban clapping at student union events “to avoid triggering anxiety”.

Can you imagine if Brits were this pansy during the Revolutionary War? We’d have won by default when they wet themselves and ran home after the Shot Heard ‘Round the World.

Harsh Mistress

[How We Could Build a Moon Base TODAY – Space Colonization 1] (Viewer #2,960,616)

We KNOW how the colony gets its independence

Link of the Day: Especially #4

[High Praise! to The Babylon Bee]

9 Things We’re Looking Forward To In Heaven

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Icebreaker: If You Had One Extra Hour of Free Time a Day, How Would You Use It?

Source: 63 Icebreaker Questions For Adults (Not all of which will be used)

Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.

If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.

If you had one extra hour of free time a day, how would you use it?

I’m torn… either serving food at a homeless shelter or strapping British spies to laser tables.

Tuck and Roll

[Submitted by Slapout (High Praise!)]

Straight Line of the Day: After Being Rescued, the First Thing the Formerly-Beached Humpback Whale Did…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

After being rescued, the first thing the formerly-beached humpback whale did…

The Illustrated Frank J: Remember Back When the Left Hated It When Some Folks Couldn’t Eat Where They Pleased?

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Do You Believe in Miracles?

Nancy Pelosi said she’s “praying for divine intervention” to stop Kavanaugh.

Are you kidding? He’s the nail in the coffin of the liberal court. He IS divine intervention.