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After being rescued, the first thing the formerly-beached humpback whale did…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After being rescued, the first thing the formerly-beached humpback whale did…
…breached.
Tried to locate his bowl of petunias
was swear off partying with Brett Kavanaugh.
…a really bad Chekov “nuclear wessels” impression.
was file a claim with Pacific Life Insurance.
was say, “Hump? what hump?”
was a Triple Lindy
After being rescued, the first thing the formerly-beached humpback whale did…
..was call his lawyer Charlie the Tuna.
… get on all Whale Dating Sites.
…spit all the plastics straws out through his blow-hole….notified lawyer again.
was slap around some baby seals until he felt better.
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…go looking for that Eskimo who harpooned his brother.
…called a press conference to decry the evils of “whale-ism”…
…was to go on a krilling spree…
…ask where Rosie was.
After being rescued, the first thing the formerly-beached humpback whale did…
was get ready for his next movie project.
After being rescued, the first thing the formerly-beached humpback whale did…
go to Disney World!
After being rescued, the first thing the formerly-beached humpback whale did…
ditch the hook and clear his blow hole.
After being rescued, the first thing the formerly-beached humpback whale did…
ask for better directions to Alburquerque.
… was blame Trump!
After being rescued, the first thing the formerly-beached humpback whale did…
hump another humpback.
…sued the beach.
… started a hashtag: “#LockTheBeachUp”
… was to say that he hates all Democrat “sunny beaches”
…invest heavily in scrimshaw futures…
… what Capt. Hazelwood did: hired a lawyer.
registered to vote.
started looking a chiropractor.
Placed a call to Michael Avenatti for multiple gropings by humans.
…went back to Flint, Michigan while thinking about making a movie about fat-shaming, and how republicans are to blame.
…cursed that USMC recruiter who said that yes, Ahab is indeed an Arab.
…had to listen to some wanker sing hump back, hump back to where you once belonged.
…checked his watch to see if he could still make that roundtable discussion on evolution.
After being rescued, the first thing the formerly-beached humpback whale did…
… was a spot-on Pee-Wee Herman impression: “I meant to do that!”
… was to start a protest group, HBLM.
… was to thank Whale God its rescuers had seen that video about using explosives.
Took a fin .
Flippered them the bird.
…was to pound sand in an awesome display of a hissy fit.