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Archive of entries posted on November 2018

Friday Night Open Thread

Posted by Basil on 30 November 2018, 9:00 pm

I love Weird Al.

[The YouTube]

Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s Friday Night Open Thread.

What’s on your mind?

Filed under Open Thread, Videos | 6 Comments

Oddly, Still Unindicted

Posted by Harvey on 30 November 2018, 8:00 pm

Police in the UK are now using an artificial intelligence system to stop crimes before they happen.

In the US, we use real intelligence. Worked pretty well in 2016.

Filed under One-Shots | 5 Comments

I Hate That I’ll Probably End Up Watching This Movie Out of Boredom or Curiosity Someday and Regretting It

Posted by Harvey on 30 November 2018, 7:00 pm

[Time Traveler Discovers ‘Solo: A Star Wars Story’ – THE FUTURE IS DUMB] (Viewer #124,052)

Putting SOLO into its true, horrible perspective.

Filed under Videos | 3 Comments

Link of the Day: I’ve Been Flagged!

Posted by Harvey on 30 November 2018, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to The Babylon Bee]

Facebook Unveils New Bigot Recognition Technology

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Filed under Link of the Day | Comment

Trump Truths: Prediction

Posted by Harvey on 30 November 2018, 4:00 pm

During his 2020 re-election campaign, President Trump will post a Tweet that offends absolutely no one. As prophesied in the Book of Revelation.

Filed under Trump Truths | 1 Comment

I’m Calling for Stick Control

Posted by Harvey on 30 November 2018, 2:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Filed under Funny Pictures | Comment

Straight Line of the Day: That’s Not Creepy At All… Now Being Grown in the Laboratory…

Posted by Harvey on 30 November 2018, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

That’s not creepy at all… now being grown in the laboratory…

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 29 Comments

The Illustrated Frank J: Or Say “I Don’t Know That”

Posted by Harvey on 30 November 2018, 10:00 am

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Filed under Funny Pictures, The Illustrated Frank J | Comment

Ask the White Sox About Having Obama for a Fan

Posted by Harvey on 30 November 2018, 8:00 am

Six years ago, President Obama promised to buy a Chevy Volt after his presidency. Now General Motors has announced that it would cease production of the hybrid vehicle.

Yeah Obama really has… whatever the opposite of the Midas Touch is. Augean Stable Finger, maybe?

[title reference link]

Filed under One-Shots | 2 Comments

Thursday Night Open Thread

Posted by Basil on 29 November 2018, 9:00 pm

Remember how I mentioned before that I didn’t like music from the ’90s? Here’s one more reason why.

[The YouTube]

So, what’s on your mind? Got something you want to share? It’s Thursday Night Open Thread, and you pick the topic to discuss.

Who wants to start?

Filed under Open Thread, Videos | 7 Comments

Problems to Be Solved

Posted by Harvey on 29 November 2018, 8:00 pm

Former Vice-President Al Gore will host a 24-hour broadcast special on climate change next month featuring an array of celebrities and musical performances by artists that include Moby and the Goo Goo Dolls.

Still uncertain: where they’ll park all the private jets, and whether he’ll spend the whole time in his coal-burning jet chair.

Filed under One-Shots | 3 Comments

I Wouldn’t Have the Patience for This

Posted by Harvey on 29 November 2018, 7:00 pm

[Rubber Bands and Marbles] (Viewer #182,530)

Wish I could see the rubber band snap traps coming. Might have to rewatch it to get everything.

By the way, this was try #41.

Filed under Videos | Comment

Link of the Day: Merchandise That Proves Die Hard Is a Christmas Movie

Posted by Harvey on 29 November 2018, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Geeks Are Sexy]

Get an Early Start on Christmas Movies With the New Die Hard 30th Anniversary Holiday Edition

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Filed under Link of the Day | 2 Comments

Trump Truths: Conversion

Posted by Harvey on 29 November 2018, 4:00 pm

If President Trump visited an island in the Indian Ocean, he would successfully convert all the inhabitants to Christianity. But not to a sect that prohibits legalized gambling.

Filed under Trump Truths | Comment

Accidents Happen

Posted by Harvey on 29 November 2018, 2:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Filed under Funny Pictures | 12 Comments

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