I am always amazed that people don’t really think their analogies all the way through.
Creating Socialism is not like making a souffle, unless you go with the idea that no one has baked a successful souffle in history even though it has been attempted many times.
Step 1: Kill the chicken
Step 2: Get two eggs from the dead chicken…
Step 3: Blame the failure on the running dog lackeys of the industrial bourgeoisie.
To quote Goldie Hawn in Protocol:
“You know what my dad says, he says that if you let a guy sell you a diamond ring for only ten cents, chances are you own a diamond ring not worth a dime. Well, I bought the whole mine. I thought I was going to get a free ride, or at least a really cheap one.”
“If at first you don’t succeed, tyranny, tyranny again.”
Think of socialists as fancy pastry-good consumers, for whom you must bake and decorate cakes, no matter what your beliefs. What’s wrong with that?
Or:
Think of socialists as fancy blancmanges who mean to take Wimbledon. What’s wrong with that?
I am always amazed that people don’t really think their analogies all the way through.
Creating Socialism is not like making a souffle, unless you go with the idea that no one has baked a successful souffle in history even though it has been attempted many times.
… because more pressure from above is what a failed souffle needed.
Those who think political power is equivalent to a souffle get their just desserts.
Souffle the backs of your opponents, as usual, socialist. You can’t have your cake and edicts too.
Socialist souffle
Step 1: Kill the chicken
Step 2: Get two eggs from the dead chicken…
Step 3: Blame the failure on the running dog lackeys of the industrial bourgeoisie.
So…we all agree, Socialism is half baked!
To quote Goldie Hawn in Protocol:
“You know what my dad says, he says that if you let a guy sell you a diamond ring for only ten cents, chances are you own a diamond ring not worth a dime. Well, I bought the whole mine. I thought I was going to get a free ride, or at least a really cheap one.”
The big scene at the end of the movie is a good condemnation of excessive, corrupt government.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-BMCKB_TB0
Stupid scene. She complains about the government being out of control and selling her down the river, but won’t say who actually sold her out
To make a souffle, you have to break a few eggs. Or so I’ve heard from socialists.