Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Found on a tiny island in the middle of the ocean…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Found on a tiny island in the middle of the ocean…
…Hookers and blow.
… a legendary artifact that you could add to your inventory, were you not carrying too many dogs.
Found on a tiny island in the middle of the ocean…
WIANSIAB…IWA.
Now I crave wasabi for some reason.
Interesting that “I’m” is spelled “IA.”
Nit:
Piqued!
To death.
I am is somehow not correct? I believe the contraction is optional and not obligatory.
Fair enough, if: you can defend with consistency what “IA” in your original post stood for.
Not picking a fight, just nit-piquiing!
I’ll defend to the death your right to contract, without obligation.
The it’s its dividing line just confuses me, so paraphrasing Emperor Sigismund, “I am the Walrus and therefore above spelling.”
AGWB
Found on a tiny island in the middle of the ocean…
the missing evidence from the Kelner case!
…savages behaving savagely.
Missionaerators
Ran past that one a few times before I got it.
Hole-ier than thou
A Holey Ghost
…the remains of 6 adults, and pieces of a boat tentatively identified as the U.S.S. Minnow…
I’m in heaven! Ginger and Mary Ann . . . Yes!
Let’s say the six were the Skyper, Gillibrand, the Protestor, the Howls, and some Japanese soldier.
(Very good Roku’ing)
Found on a tiny island in the middle of the ocean…
Two men in white suits, one being particularly small.
Found on a tiny island in the middle of the ocean…
Evangeline Lily, meow.
Found on a tiny island in the middle of the ocean…
Maroon 5
Found on a tiny island in the middle of the ocean…
Honey Rider.
Found on a tiny island in the middle of the ocean…
Amelia Earhart
…a rabbit claiming to have made a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
… and a little duck clutching a pearl.
Found on a tiny island in the middle of the ocean…
more uncounted Broward County ballots.
Walrus be on a roll
Like butter!
Found on a tiny island in the middle of the ocean…
a hidden stash of Moon signs.
…if it’s tuna it’s mine.
My lair. Did I not specify it was supposed to be a secret evil lair, people?
Not in writing.
And not in triplicate… or notarized
… a tiny rise in sea level.
Oh, wait: it went away in twelve hours. Never mind the tax on gasoline, then.
I keep waiting for that tiny rise in sea level to wash San Francisco away…. but nothin’ yet
Pray to Saint Andreas.
Found on a tiny island in the middle of the ocean…
a huge cache of single, mis-matched socks.
Found on a tiny island in the middle of the ocean…
misfit toys.
(+)
WIGTF (Wish I Got There First)
.
“Who wants a Raggedy Pelosi? Or a Barack in a Box?”
.
Or a story of Russian collusion, on the island of Misfud toys?
A square wheeled Clinton?
Or a palooka-dotted elephant party?
A semi automatic gun that shoots jelly.
” . . . And that’s why they call it evan-jellyism.”
— Sentinel Islander, holstering his weapon.
… and adjusting his pre-hysterics shades.
Found on a tiny island in the middle of the ocean…
a very, very, very large monkey.
Truk Monkey?
Found on a tiny island in the middle of the ocean…
A Cranky Old Yank In A Clanky Old Tank On The Streets Of Yokohama With My Honolulu Mama Doin’ Those Beat-O, Beat-O, Flat-On-My-Seat-O, Hirohito Blues
An Itsy-Bitsy, Teeny Weenie’d Post-Atomic Test on Bikini dude.
… monolithic liberals, some with strange hats, protesting the name “Easter Island.”
… monolithic Italian liberals, some with strange hats, protesting the name “New Guinea.”
I resemble that remark! ~ Giuseppe zzyzx
Found on a tiny island in the middle of the ocean…
the winner of the Olympic Hide and Seek contest.
Brasil, wasn’t it?
I think it was Helsinki, 1952.
Sonja Hidey?
Emil Zátopeek
Found on a tiny island in the middle of the ocean…
descendants of the mutineers of the HMS Bounty Paper Towel, a lesser known bit of history.
It was charming. But please, don’t squeeze it.
Daddy needs to get some rest.
Found on a tiny island in the middle of the ocean…
a copy of Frank’s latest book, and a lot of questions.
… a legendary cursed amulet that would, I don’t know, somehow get you a night with Marcia in a bikini. I didn’t really pay that much attention to the episode.
Found on a tiny island in the middle of the ocean…
a small bottle, with one very hot Jeannie.
♩ ♩ ♩
Earworm Alert!
Oops — too late.
A server dropped from an airplane after being beaten to death with a cloth.
Iwo Dreamers
Krakatoans, who ended up even farther east of Java than they ever dreamed of being.
the skeleton of CNN’s viewer
My man Friday.
— Joke Canon
…a giant chain that leads down to an immense stopper imbedded in the seabed…
more shovel ready jobs than were found by the previous administration
Found on a tiny island in the middle of the ocean…
… a tiny Guantanamo Bay where the people who wire-tapped Trump during the election should spend the tiny remains of their tiny lives.
Bali Hai crimes and misdemeanors.
(By God, Mueller has — sip — gotten to the next step in this investigation!)
Found on a tiny island in the middle of the ocean…
Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton
Found on a tiny island in the middle of the ocean…
Atlantis.
Found on a tiny island in the middle of the ocean…
Some-a-ting Formosa the people.
…Amelia Earhart.
…Jimmy Hoffa.
…sittin’ in a tree…
M I S S I N G !
Jurassic Pork. For which the new Congress plans endless sequels.
Found on a tiny island in the middle of the ocean…
A small lake with an even tinier island.
and a lake inside that island, ad infinitum.
Russians suspected.
Au unreleased Kraken
Well then….release the Kraken!
Preparing to release the Kraken, Sir!
Captain Jack Sparrow
(Where’d the rum go?)
Sand
A National Geographic photographer looking for nekkid natives.
A grey rabbit and a penguin from Hoboken.
… crying icecubes. The solution to global warming!
…vacationers, finding plenty of arrowheads but very few sharks teeth.
…Henri Charriere Jr., RIP.
…a city comprised of a hut on either end.
…Frank J, offering writing tips to a Mr. George R R Martin.
…that guy on the submarine with the glutin allergy.