Monday Night Open Thread

You may have figured out that I like Buster Keaton movies. Because Buster Keaton was a genius. And was absolutely awesome.

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What’s been on your mind? Got something you’d like to share? A topic to discuss? It’s Monday Night Open Thread.

Who wants to start?

I’m Not Sure This Will Make Things More Secure

Researchers are developing equipment that will allow you to use your brain wave pattern as your security passcode.

Cool. Now you’ll be able to hack any computer at the DNC by flying into a frothing rage.

I Feel Like I’ve Seen This All in Bit and Pieces Elsewhere…

[High Praise! to American Digest]

[New Democrat Campaign “Ad”] (Viewer #574,012)

Disclaimer – Personally, I’m turned off by using graphic descriptions of abortion as a punchline, but that’s really the only bit in this piece that fell flat for me.

Link of the Day: About That New Civil War…

[High Praise! to Ammo.com]

Asymmetrical Warfare and 4GW: How Militia Groups are America’s Domestic Viet Cong

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Trump Truths: Caravan

President Trump plans stop the illegal immigrant caravan with a border made of treadmills hooked up to generators. As they try to cross, America gets free electricity. Renewable! Sustainable! Immigratable!

Fake Mail Bomb-a (Song Parody)

[High Praise! to Les of Nuking Politics]

Fake Mail Bomb-a (to the tune of “La Bamba” by Ritchie Valens)

To send a fake mail bomb-a,
To send a fake mail bomb-a,
We need a bit of tape, oh yes, we do.
A bit of tape and postage due.
Now, turn up the drama,
Lame ol’ con job,
For that we’ll be, for that we’ll be for Hillary.

I’m not an agitator,
I’m not a progressive, I’m Republican.
I’m Re-pub-li-can, I’m Re-pub-li-can.
Yeah, that’s the ticket.
Trump’s the problem,
When they go low, we kick them.

To make a fake mail bomb-a,
To make a fake mail bomb-a,
We need an ISIS flag, oh yes, we do –
An ISIS flag and Elmer’s glue.
Now come on, Obama,
We await your comment,
For you we’ll be, for you we’ll be
putting Trump in the pillory.

Fake mail bomb-a,
Milk the trauma…

Straight Line of the Day: Now Being Prescribed As a Treatment for Depression…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Now being prescribed as a treatment for depression

The Illustrated Frank J: I Will Gladly Help Solve This Problem

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Really? Because I Don’t Remember the Last Time I Heard a Conservative Quote Larry the Cable Guy, Ironically or Otherwise

MSNBC’s Ben Collins suggested that person responsible for the mail-bomb scare was someone who “watches Fox News“.

Brilliant police work, Detective. That eliminates all but 300 million possible suspects.