Thursday Night Open Thread

I was never a fan of Richie Valens. Don’t know why. Sure, he was before my time, having died when I was just a little thing. But I just never particularly cared for his stuff. Lots of people did, though.

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Anyway, what’s on your mind? Got something you’d like to share? It’s Thursday Night Open Thread.

Who wants to start?

Not HIS 50K, of Course

Ramping up his 2020 rhetoric, Democrat Cory Booker proposed a plan to give poor kids $50,000.

How about this, instead? Cut my taxes by $5000 for 10 years, then my kids won’t be poor.

But Wait! It Gets Worse!

[Coraline Pitch Meeting] (Viewer #158,241)

I’ve actually repressed a lot of this, but I do specifically recall never hating an animated movie as much.

Except “Robots”.

Hope they don’t do a pitch meeting of that.

Link of the Day: I Think They Just Faked Burning It and Are Saving It for After They Gain Power

[High Praise! to The Babylon Bee]

Antifa Burns Nazi Manifesto’s Section On Racism, Preserves Remainder As Part Of Own Platform

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Trump Truths: Passes

President Trump has been accused of making passes at women, even though he’s a married man. Bizarrely, most accusations come from homely liberal women who seem afraid that Trump will suddenly lose his taste for supermodels and start hitting on them.

That’s What I’ve Always Called It in My Head

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Straight Line of the Day: Desperate Democrat Presidential Candidate Now Promising to Give Away Free…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Desperate Democrat presidential candidate now promising to give away free

The Illustrated Frank J: Oddly, No One on the Rest of the Internet Disputes It, Even Though You Can Easily Find People Disputing the Earth’s Sphericity.

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If Obama Were Cool, He’d Have Said Swaggering, Overbearing, Tin-Plated Dictator with Delusions of Godhood

During a recent appearance, former President Obama compared President Trump’s administration to a “tin pot dictatorship“.

An improvement over Obama’s time as President, when we couldn’t afford any kind of pot to do anything in.

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