Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Desperate Democrat presidential candidate now promising to give away free…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Desperate Democrat presidential candidate now promising to give away free…
…lunches.
disproving: TANSTAAFL.
You have it the wrong way around – TANSTAAFL disproves Cory Booker
…Halloween candy inside his van.
…fake pipe bomb-making kits, for purposes of persuasion…
…CDs of his favorite seduction tunes…
…something you’ll have to pay for.
…anything free is worth what you pay for it.
Desperate Democrat presidential candidate now promising to give away free…
whatever, just vote him damnit!
Desperate Democrat presidential candidate now promising to give away free…
air. It is all he can afford until George Soros’ check clears.
Desperate Democrat presidential candidate now promising to give away free…
gropings.
Desperate Democrat presidential candidate now promising to give away free…
dom to those who support him and take it away from those that don’t.
…pot for every chicken!
… everything, just name it!
Desperate Democrat presidential candidate now promising to give away free…
bird! WooHoo!
Desperate Democrat presidential candidate now promising to give away free…
signs on the moon.
pipe bombs.
…puppies! (except for Insty)
…freedom
Desperate Democrat presidential candidate now promising to give away free…
Surplus Ammunition!
…I’m not saying its aliens…. but it’s aliens.
…steerage passage… in a giant wooden badger.
…something that smells like fish
… MAGA hats.
…bunions, hemorrhoids and toothaches to liberals who look like they might be having a good time.
…housekeepers to eighteen year olds buying their first house. “A car in every garage and a butler to light your blunt.”
…resume enhancement tips, or neck tattoos if you would rather just hang with your homies.
… housekeepers to eighteen year olds buying their first house. “A car in every garage and a butler to light your blunt.”
Some instinct tells me those would not be the first two things that will pop into the minds of eighteen-year-olds if told they would get a free housekeeper. Two other things, perhaps.
TANSTAAFL: but There ain’t no such thing as a free louche.