Link of the Day: If Capitalist Tyranny Existed, I’d Sign Up for It. I’d Be Oppressed, But Also Wealthier Than 99% of the People on the Planet

[High Praise! to Townhall]

I Really Don’t Feel Like Submitting To Socialist Tyranny. Do You?

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Icebreaker: If You Could Rid the World of One Thing, What Would It Be?

Source: 63 Icebreaker Questions For Adults (Not all of which will be used)

Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.

If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.

If you could rid the world of one thing, what would it be?

America.

We should secede and start our own world.

Good luck with the leftovers, you socialist ratholes.