Friday Night Open Thread

I love Weird Al.

[The YouTube]

Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s Friday Night Open Thread.

What’s on your mind?

I Can’t Think of Any Other Reason Not to Like Her

A new poll shows that Hillary Clinton’s favorability rating is now at a record low.

I think people are just grouchy because she’s not accusing Kavanaugh of being the Bosnian sniper who almost killed her.

Rooting for an Inanimate Object to Succeed

[Blue marble 2] (Viewer #129,952)

I really like this one. Unlike most Rube Goldberg devices, this marble run has an excellent balance between slow and fast stunts. It’s well-conceived, well-paced, well-filmed, and it ends before you start to get tired of it.

Link of the Day: If Capitalist Tyranny Existed, I’d Sign Up for It. I’d Be Oppressed, But Also Wealthier Than 99% of the People on the Planet

[High Praise! to Townhall]

I Really Don’t Feel Like Submitting To Socialist Tyranny. Do You?

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Icebreaker: If You Could Rid the World of One Thing, What Would It Be?

Source: 63 Icebreaker Questions For Adults (Not all of which will be used)

Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.

If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.

If you could rid the world of one thing, what would it be?

America.

We should secede and start our own world.

Good luck with the leftovers, you socialist ratholes.

Not Much Nutritional Value There

[Submitted by Slapout (High Praise!)]

Straight Line of the Day: Forget Stolen Elections. The Thing You SHOULD Blame Russians for…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Forget stolen elections. The thing you SHOULD blame Russians for

The Illustrated Frank J: Dries My Tears Every Time

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Any Means Necessary

Nancy Pelosi’s advice to Democrats: “do whatever you have to do, just win baby“.

Cool. Can’t wait to see Maxine Waters pushing tax cuts and border walls.