To reduce costs, President Trump plans to make the Mexican Border Wall out of only the cheapest, most readily-available material: brilliantly-written New York Times editorials that have somehow failed to lead to Trump’s impeachment. Or, as he calls them, “the kudzu of the North”.

That could work. I’ve read some of those editorials and they are awfully hard to get through.
Every definition of “dense.”
(DamnCats’s point, restated)
Build the wall out of illegal aliens.
Have you been watching “300” again?
Would that involve crushing your enemies, seeing them pile-driven before you, and hearing the laminations [sic] of their women?
“KAAAAHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!’
Ay! Yi Yi Yi-Beams?
FARCitechture?
LaRaza-wire?
We would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those Medellin kits.
I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there. (God bless the pigmy children.)