Source: 63 Icebreaker Questions For Adults (Not all of which will be used)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
What do you look for in a friend?
Heart of gold.
Wallet to match.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
{If human} Picking up fair share of check.
{If not human} Dog-like devotion and enthusiasm to share everything except checks.
I’m not saying it’s alliance . . . but it’s alliance.
Unshakeable amnesia about anything I did in high school.
Friend??? What is this thing of which you speak?
I don’t look for anything in my friends.
Well, not after that time I got my butt kicked and didn’t even find my watch anyway!