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The Lord of the Rings: Random Facts That Every Fan Should Know – Part V
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I just want it noted that I had a long post arguing about the eagle thing.
I deleted it because I would have had to make fun of myself and possibly kick my own butt.
And no, it didn’t involve inverting the subspace magical field.
I’m sad you didn’t post it. I like an overnerded argument now and then.
Also, it would’ve been amusing to watch you kick your own butt…
The Eagles, being under strict Middle Earth transport regulations, cannot fly anyone past a certain distance without taking a mandatory “rest” of several days to avoid potential “Tired” Eagle flying accidents and endangering various wildlife both in the air and on the ground.