Tuesday Night Open Thread

Old songs are the best.

[The YouTube]

What’s been on your mind? Got something you’d like to share? A topic to discuss? It’s Tuesday Night Open Thread.

Who wants to start?

I Just Check the Scores in the Morning, Now

League sources told ESPN that the NFL is not expected to implement a new policy on the national anthem this season.

Good. Now I don’t have to implement a new policy on tuning in to their games.

Just 10 Million More to Make His Iron Man Suit

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Seriously, I have no idea how man ever entered the iron age, if that’s how much work goes into making even tiny, useless amounts of iron.

Link of the Day: *This* Close to Reading the Books Again

[Geeks Are Sexy]

The Lord of the Rings: Random Facts That Every Fan Should Know – Part II

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Icebreaker: If You Could Live in Any Sitcom, Which One Would It Be?

Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data

76 Fun Icebreaker Questions

The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need

Currently: 63 Icebreaker Questions For Adults (Not all of which will be used)

Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.

If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.

If you could live in any sitcom, which one would it be?

Not sure if “The A-Team” counts as a sitcom, but I did like the way Hannibal could always make it through a fight without losing his cigar.

Also Hating America

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Straight Line of the Day: Controversy! President Trump Is Now Threatening to Close…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Controversy! President Trump is now threatening to close

The Illustrated Frank J: Not Sure Why They Hate It When They Need It

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The Program of Peace

The new head of the British Science Association said that artificial intelligence is a bigger concern than terrorism.

Absolutely, what with all those robots going around beheading people in the name of CyberAllah.

Remember

9-11-01

17 years later, there’s still twice a day when I get a sick feeling in my stomach if I look at a clock.

It always catches me off guard, and I always wince when it happens accidentally.