Friday Night Open Thread

I love Weird Al.

[The YouTube]

Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s Friday Night Open Thread.

What’s on your mind?

Hey, Nick Wilde, Guard My Henhouse!

Twitter is reaching out to users for help in creating a ban on comments that dehumanize people.

Good luck with that. It’s like asking fish to help ban water.

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No Relation to the Little Chef

[Mice, a small story (2018)] (Viewer #19,170)

At a previous job in a small office, we caught a field mouse running around the room. Kept it as an office pet for as long as I worked there (which was only a few more months).

Never saw it do anything like this…

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Link of the Day: Any Minute Now

[High Praise! to ScrappleFace]

Senators Seek Sexual-Assault Claims Against Selves

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Icebreaker: What Was Your First Job?

Previously: “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data

76 Fun Icebreaker Questions

The Only List of Icebreaker Questions You’ll Ever Need

Currently: 63 Icebreaker Questions For Adults (Not all of which will be used)

Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.

If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.

Hit the treadmill of hit the couch?

Actually, I usually hit a punching bag. Or indecisive road-crossing squirrels.

Although for actual exercise, I usually pick up heavy things and put them back where I found them.

He’s Flawed, But Not THAT Flawed

[High Praise! to Bob’s Blog]

Straight Line of the Day: The Border Patrol Is Launching a New Initiative Against Illegal Crossings, Called “Operation…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

The Border Patrol is launching a new initiative against illegal crossings, called “Operation

The Illustrated Frank J: Our Only Hope is The Rock 2024

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No Fault

A new reports shows that a growing number of people are falling in love with scripted characters in dating simulations.

Understandable. They are very realistic. If you break up with them, you have to give them half your phone’s apps.