These are my personal favorites:
-Two, one Democrat to hold it and one newscaster to spin it.
-Too many. Half a turn in and they always declare it a quagmire.
-One, but those idiots always turn it to the left and then wonder why it doesn’t work.
-Just one, but the rest think he’s a homophobe because he always marries male light-bulbs to female sockets.
-None, God said let there be light so the Supreme Court declared it unconstitutional.
-Two, Bill Clinton and who ever you put in there with him.
-I’ll have to get back to you. The resolution on that is stalled in the UN.
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A liberal brother who rants incessantly about how wrong you are doing it.
A liberal sister who knows absolutely nothing about putting in a light bulb but insist on telling you how to do it.
A liberal social worker to determine if you were abused by light bulbs when you were a kid.
A liberal feminist who will complain that women don’t get enough credit for screwing in light bulbs.
A liberal doctor who will determine that you now suffer from carpal tunnel ‘light’.
A liberal lawyer who will get you the just compensation you deserve from the evil ‘big light bulb’ industry, and also the Ace hardware store that sold it to you, and the evil pimply face kid running the register.
And fifteen other A&&holes just like this one in some lame support group such as LLBSIWI (Liberal Light Bulb Screwer Inners with Issues.
No, no – you’ve all been taken in by the Rovian Bushitler conspiracy!
Only ONE Liberal is required to change a lightbulb.
But it has to really want to change.
Orion
Correct answer. It’s Bush’s fault that the light bulb needs changing. It’s just a conspiracy to benefit big corporations that want to sell more lightbulbs to line Bushitler’s pocket with. No war for oil.
haha, good one.
i heard that as a ‘feminists’ joke, but either way, good stuff.
Feminists…liberals….I can’t tell em apart.
Actually, monkey, it’s:
A: That’s not funny! How come no conservatives are funny?
These are my personal favorites:
-Two, one Democrat to hold it and one newscaster to spin it.
-Too many. Half a turn in and they always declare it a quagmire.
-One, but those idiots always turn it to the left and then wonder why it doesn’t work.
-Just one, but the rest think he’s a homophobe because he always marries male light-bulbs to female sockets.
-None, God said let there be light so the Supreme Court declared it unconstitutional.
-Two, Bill Clinton and who ever you put in there with him.
-I’ll have to get back to you. The resolution on that is stalled in the UN.
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A liberal brother who rants incessantly about how wrong you are doing it.
A liberal sister who knows absolutely nothing about putting in a light bulb but insist on telling you how to do it.
A liberal social worker to determine if you were abused by light bulbs when you were a kid.
A liberal feminist who will complain that women don’t get enough credit for screwing in light bulbs.
A liberal doctor who will determine that you now suffer from carpal tunnel ‘light’.
A liberal lawyer who will get you the just compensation you deserve from the evil ‘big light bulb’ industry, and also the Ace hardware store that sold it to you, and the evil pimply face kid running the register.
And fifteen other A&&holes just like this one in some lame support group such as LLBSIWI (Liberal Light Bulb Screwer Inners with Issues.
No, no – you’ve all been taken in by the Rovian Bushitler conspiracy!
Only ONE Liberal is required to change a lightbulb.
But it has to really want to change.
Orion
Valerie Plame was jsut about to screw it in when Rove flipped the switch.
No, the correct answers are:
“Stop Questioning My Patriotism!”
or
“Look! Karl Rove!” (sound of footsteps running away)
Correct answer. It’s Bush’s fault that the light bulb needs changing. It’s just a conspiracy to benefit big corporations that want to sell more lightbulbs to line Bushitler’s pocket with. No war for oil.