Still, getting over something (flu? mad cow disease? dunno), and am just not feeling like my full funny self. Then there’s yet another lefty blog saying we’re not funny (the blog is so far the first one I’ve seen my work block; I guess they don’t want us to waste our time laughing when we should be mining coal). It wasn’t as obtuse as mitrha, but it just reeked from the guy trying too hard (or maybe he was funny and I just didn’t get it, proving the point – I forget whose). Plus he spent the whole post fisking Harvey’s latest, which just shows the viciousness of the left to attack a man with the IQ of a six-year-old. Noticeably, no quote from me, as anything I have ever written would outshine the guy’s entire blog (except what I’ve written lately; that’s all crap).
Now, what was my point? I think the drugs are taking effect. Anyhoo, coal ain’t gonna mine itself, so I better get to work. If you have any idea what point I was moving towards, please put it in the comments.
I got it! Falure for you to make your point is linked to the fact you are on drugs. Therefore, we can deduce that all libs are on drugs! Or were heavily at one time.
Your point was that while Harvey’s post may have sucked just a little, Gavin sucks eternal.
The name is “Gavin”? He better be funny. Maybe I’ll check him out when I get back home (though probably not; when do I ever read other people’s blogs?).
I think you were hovering near a point that the lefty blog was such a waste of time and that they had such a lack of real talent that you wouldn’t even post a link.
Even with you wrecked with illness your blog beats the snot out of others.
Laura,
Good call; that was at least part of my point. I link to every blog that says we aren’t funny, and soon I’ll be linking to just about everyone out there – and I hate linking to other blogs.
Coal mining? Work? Um…I thought Howard Dean said that Republicans have never worked a day…is this some sort of Karl Rove conspiracy?
The point is that when liberals see humor that they disagree with, they waste a lot of time and energy trying to prove why it isn’t funny, rather than making with their own brand of funny. This is largely because there are only so many ways to say “Bush = stoopid”, “Bush = Hitler”, and “Bush = Stoopid Hitler”.
sounds like its time for sarahk to hide the bottle of cough syrup . . .
did they test for West Nile?
Frank. I think you are, like many of us, very suspicious and disappointed that these big corporate energy dudes are trying to tell us coal is cool.
We know it’s not cool and we don’t like being lied to. Coal mines are not cool, and burning coal is also not cool.
Plus we should be getting all the energy that we need for anything from the sun, through a portable device the size of a libs brain.
Which further begs the question of whether all this super-duper technology we’re supposed to have is real. I don’t think it is. I thought our satelites could pick out an individual flea on the beard of any cleric, imam, or mullah anywhere on earth, and now they’re telling us they can’t find the WMD’s. What they hey?
I’m thinking the government spent all this money they collected in taxes to enrich our lives, on Hookers, and soon we’ll be back to mining and burning coal, like we did in the early 1900’s. We’ll have coal fired DVD players, and they’ll be telling us how cool that is.
Damn.
See Sarahk…I told you he needed to be tested for West Nile! Get well soon FrankJ…and of course you are still a helluva lot funnier than those people called libs (we used to call them treasonous bastards and put them in jail)but the politically correct term now is liberal treasonous bastards.
Now, what was my point? I think the drugs are taking effect. Anyhoo, coal ain’t gonna mine itself, so I better get to work. If you have any idea what point I was moving towards, please put it in the comments.
Point was, why you’re not funny. ‘It was those guys’ fault,’ ‘Am too,’ ‘I’m sick,’ ‘You’re not funny either,’ and ‘Uh, I’m just in a slump here’ are already covered, so that’s what, four out of the five Kubler-Ross stages?
Go back to ‘anger’ — that’s a fun one.
-the blog that your work blocks, that ‘reeks of trying-too-hard’
Gavin,
Think you got anger covered for me; thanks.
Man, now I’m actually curious what his site says, but I’ll probably forget when I get home.
Wow, look at all the coal I mined.
Frank – Thanks for sticking up for me… sorta 😛
Wow, look at all the coal I mined.
See, you have to get one of these gold mines.
‘Comedy coal, people — comedy coal!’
Mm, no: that doesn’t work at all. Telling you, man.
Gavin,
Yes, “Comedy gold” is a much better phrase, but gold doesn’t have the energy purposes of coal.
I’ll stick to coal mining. Not so glorious, but it gets us precious coal. We need caranies with better constitutions, though, as replacing them is taking up way too much of our budget.
Harvey,
It’s just mean to pick on you. Now come up with more things to say during a lap dance!
Footnote: There are three of us as well, and I’m a ‘Harvey.’ Come by if you feel better tonight.
-G
Maybe Harvey should give the six-year-old his IQ back.
Liberal Harvey,
Stopped by and found another one of those “He was funny until SarahK and IMAO became a group blog.” …and I can get that at my own site!
My compartiots, while mere shadows of my funny self, are still funnier than most any other bloggers out there. So says Frank.
P.S. I never read anything that doesn’t mention me.
Must be good drugs. As I’ve always said, “Money is does what a thing crows.”
If Frank has come down with West Nile…
think about the words.
What is in the West Nile area?
Islamists.
Who do the mosquitos (never mind all the fleas) bite there?
Islamists.
If Frank is infected, he will morph into…
AN ISLAMIST!
Oh the horror! Oh the humanity! Oh the… hmmm… has he got a security clearance?
Better get Rove on this.
“Gavin” is a British-type name. The British would never talk to Frank that way.
I think he’s really a Fwench-type person, and we should all fart in his general direction.
Unless, of course, you have exceptional aim.