A possible pedophile is discovered in Congress.
What Goes Through a Republican’s Mind: “This is awful! We need to get this guy out of here immediately!”
What Goes Through a Democrat’s Mind: “Yes! This is too good to be true! We finally have an issue for this election!”
Question: Would people be labeling Foley a pedophile if he tried to involve himself with a 16 year old girl, or would people simply call him “lecherous”? Seems like there is a bit of a double standard there… but I guess I don’t care since I hate gay people.
Grrr! Gay people! ::shakes fist::
Haha, this is so funny. I am dropping out of the republican party and going independent. I thought we were supposed to be the party of good family values and God. I guess not. This shows that there is too much corruption in this country. I would rather have Bill in there, at least he wasn’t a faggot.
u r all dum stoopid homo heelbilly neocon jues hoo want sex wit leetle cheeldrin! ur master bush luv leetle cheeldrin too! bring bak cleenton hoo is freend of monkeys!
When Hillary is elected President in 08 do you think we will have another Clinton “I did not have sex with that woman, Ms xxxxxx”? Clinton may not be a homo but I’ll bet his wife is one…
If any of the leaders in Republican Party in the House or Senate knew about this guy they need to be tied up and delivered to Barney Frank for the weekend, then run out of congress…
OK, once again. Foley isn’t a pedophile (at least, he doesn’t appear to be). None of the boys involved are under 12. Since none are pre-pubescent, that makes him a pederast. 🙂
Actually, I think a more accurate version would be…
What Goes Through a Democrat’s Mind: How did they find out about me and that entire class of preschoolers? Oh, wait. It’s about someone else. Whew!
It doesn’t matter what they are called…you don’t get to have sex with children!!!
At least Scary Evil Monkey is usually short.
What’s with these cut and paste idiots? I hope they never learn the CTRL-A, CTRL-C, CTRL-V shortcut, or this could be a real epidemic.
Okay, that was long, but funny. I don’t agree with most of it, but it’s funny.
If he truly believes that screed, and he says the Amendments to the Constitution mean exactly what they sy, then why doesn’t he apply some of that energy constructively-by protesting Roe v. Wade, the most idiotic, biased and slipshod bit of “law” this last century. There is no written logical basis for the conclusion.
Are we still playing Faux Troll Patrol?
I don’t want to waste my time reading that droning rant unless there’s some entertainment value.
We have Sock puppets!
David = Ryan = Liberal Jones
The South is all red because we shoot them liberals!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! Ya’ll member that, y’heah?
Bob,
Yep. Find all the added sentences to win IMAO bonus points!
Actually, the signal that Faux-Troll Patrol is on is if I respond to a troll in the comments.
Oh, I almost forgot:
It’s your money, not the government’s money…
Knuckle up beyotch!
If my hand wasn’t stuck to porn right now, I’d flip you off.
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And who has the highest murder rates in the nation? It ain’t us up here in the North, assholes. It’s D.C., which we all know is full of Southern good ‘ole boys.
Was I right Frank?
Wow, this is a tough one to. Either Frank J. went the extra mile to add lots of fun to this post, or this guy has really gone off of the deep end. My Troll Patrol answers:
I read that sentence, and I only read that sentence!
And it would be 10 if those Vermonters had gotten their f***ing Subarus together and broken off from New York a little earlier.
“Let the Spanish keep it, it’s a shithole,” we said, but you had to have your f***ing orange juice.
We love paying taxes because we’re so retarded, you got that!
Ted Kennedy himself has married more times than he’s divorced.
If my hand wasn’t stuck to porn right now, I’d flip you off.
It’s D.C., which we all know is full of Southern good ‘ole boys.
My-my…someone’s got his panties in a twit!
I vote for (If my hand wasn’t stuck to porn right now, I’d flip you off) as Frank’s contribution to this rant…
Correctly Identified Faux-Troll Patrol Sentences:
“If my hand wasn’t stuck to porn right now, I’d flip you off.”
“It’s D.C., which we all know is full of Southern good ‘ole boys.”
“I read that sentence, and I only read that sentence!”
“We love paying taxes because we’re so retarded, you got that!”
“Ted Kennedy himself has married more times than he’s divorced.”
If you found those, give yourself 100 IMAO Bonus Points each.
Some have still not been found…
Thanks, I forgot that was the the sign.
My guesses:
“I’m asking because it confuses me.”
“I have a headache!”
“And we’ll keep paying it because we’re way too retarded to demand lower taxes.”
“Maybe horsies?”
They loved pornography, abortion, and art that ridicules Christianity.
I’m asking because it confuses me.
there’s 2 more
Just to let you know, Florida isn’t the South. It is a colony of New York geriatrics and Yankees who move down with their older relatives and Cuban refugees who flee the tyranny of Castro. It is a Northern State south of the Mason-Dixon Line. Just like Atlanta is a colony of New York, every last neighborhood and suburb filled with yankees of all social and ethnic groups.
Anyway, we don’t and won’t claim any pederasts. They are just disgusting and need to be burned alive in a furnace.
OOOOOOOOOooooooooooo…David/Ryan/Liberal Jones is going to kick someone’s ass! How liberal! Wish I’d seen this before it was ancient history. Best Faux Troll Patrol ever!
IF a civil war breaks out in the US, my money is on the red states.