For the caption contest from Friday, the winning entry is…

Nancy Pelosi’s “smile coaches”.
Congratulations to Master Shake. He wins 600 IMAO Bonus Points.
Thanks to everyone for playing! You each get 50 IMAO Bonus Points just for participating!
Current IMAO Bonus Point Award Leader: Frank J with 3,456,850 IMAO Bonus Points

Are these bonus points something we can trade in for frivolous crap, like camel cash?
Fearing violent reprisal from conservatives, Nancy Pelosi interviews for Saddam-like body doubles.
Scary monkeys: The Democrats’ secret weapon to deter foreign threats. (Won’t work with African, East Asian, and Southeast Asian threats: they’d just cook and eat the monkeys.)
Who needs an army when you have scary monkeys?
Hoody Hoo!
Now, I just have to win the next 5761 weekly caption contests in a row (and live to be 149) to catch up to FrankJ.
Scary monkeys in lieu of an army??? I thought that the Dem alternative to an army was rappelling ninjas….
I’m a little incredulous about these “bonus” points. It seems to me that FrankJ’s point total is somewhat random and growing exponentially.
Quick! Someone call Helen Thomas!