I know the pythons are coming for me for this but my God demands I stand on my principles.

MADDOW: Old woman!
DENNIS: Man!
MADDOW: Old Man, sorry. What Candidate won the caucus here?
DENNIS: I’m thirty seven.
MADDOW: What?
DENNIS: I’m thirty seven — I’m not old!
MADDOW: Well, I can’t just call you ‘Man’.
DENNIS: Well, you could say ‘Dennis’.
MADDOW: Well, I didn’t know you were called ‘Dennis.’
DENNIS: Well, you didn’t bother to find out, did you?
MADDOW: I did say sorry about the ‘old woman,’ but from the behind
you looked–
DENNIS: What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior!
MADDOW: Well, I am a Presidential Kingmaker…
DENNIS: Oh Kingmakers, eh, very nice. An’ how’d you get that, eh? By
excluding the bloggers — by ‘angin’ on to outdated Network dogma
which perpetuates the silencing of diverse voices in our Media!
If there’s ever going to be any progress–
WOMAN: Dennis, there’s some lovely filth on Biden down here. Oh — how d’you do?
MADDOW: How do you do, good cislady. I am Rachel Maddow, King of the Pundits.
Who won this district?
WOMAN: King of the who?
MADDOW: The Pundits.
WOMAN: Who are the Pundits?
MADDOW: Well, the media. We’re all Pundits and I am their king.
WOMAN: I didn’t know we needed a king. I thought they were an unbiased, unaffiliated distributors and gatherers of information.
DENNIS: You’re fooling yourself. They want us living in a Marxist dictatorship.
A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the independent content providers–
WOMAN: Oh there you go, bringing freedom of thought into it again.
DENNIS: That’s what it’s all about if only people would–
MADDOW: Please, please good peasants usually beneath my notice. I am in haste. who won this district?
WOMAN: No one knows here.
MADDOW: Then who is their choice to defeat Trump?
WOMAN: They don’t have a choice.
MADDOW: What?
DENNIS: I told you. they’re a bunch of varied socialists and unemployed activists. They take it in turns to prefer a particular candidate for the first round of voting.
MADDOW: Yes.
DENNIS: But all the decisions of that round of voting have to be ratified
at a special second round of preferential voting.
MADDOW: Yes, I see.
DENNIS: So a simple majority may not manifest itself in the first round of this caucus,–
MADDOW: Be quiet!
DENNIS: –but might by subsequent rounds by displaying a tiered vote preference–
MADDOW: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
WOMAN: Order, eh — who does it think they is?
MADDOW: I am your Pundit king!
WOMAN: Well, I didn’t vote for you.
MADDOW: You don’t vote for Pundits.
WOMAN: Well, ‘ow did you become a Pundit then?
MADDOW: The Ladies of the “View”,
[angels sing]
their arms clad in the purest simmering anti-semitism, held aloft the microphone
from the bosom of the “Whoppie” signifying by non-denominational but not implying actual existence of Providence that I,
Rachel, was to use the microphone.
[singing stops]
That is why I am your Pundit king!
DENNIS: Listen — strange women lying on TV distributing microphones
is no basis for a system of enlightenment. Supreme Media power
derives from a diversity of opinion and sources, not from some farcical
neurotic lesbian ceremony.
MADDOW: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well you can’t expect to wield supreme media power
just ’cause some drunken old tarts threw a microphone at you!
Maddow: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin’ I was a News Anchor just
because some humorless bints had lobbed a microphone at me they’d
put me away!
MADDOW: Shut up! Will you shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the bias inherent in the Mainstream media system.
MADDOW: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the bias inherent in the Main stream Media system!
HELP! HELP! I’m being repressed!
MADDOW: Bloody blogger!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you here that, did you here that,
eh? That’s what I’m on about — did you see it repressing me,
you saw it didn’t you?

If I need to I can bunk at someone house until this blows over, right?