Straight Line of the Day: Dead Sea Scroll fragments were found to be forgeries. One tip-off…
All 16 Dead Sea Scroll Fragments at Museum of the Bible Are Forgeries
Christian Post | 03/14/2020The 16 Dead Sea Scroll fragments housed at the Museum of the Bible in Washington, D.C., considered its most prized possessions, are modern forgeries, independent researchers have found.
“The Museum of the Bible is trying to be as transparent as possible,” the museum’s CEO Harry Hargrave said, according to National Geographic. “We’re victims — we’re victims of misrepresentation, we’re victims of fraud.”
… none of the textual fragments housed in the museum are authentic. All the fragments show “characteristics that suggest they are deliberate forgeries created in the twentieth century with the intent to mimic authentic Dead Sea Scroll fragments.”
“The new findings don’t cast doubt on the 100,000 real Dead Sea Scroll fragments, most of which lie in the Shrine of the Book, part of the Israel Museum, Jerusalem,” National Geographic clarifies.
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The Museum was recently recognized as one of the top five religious museums in the United States by USA Today’s 10 Best Readers’ Choice Awards for 2020. It came in third in the awards.

Dead Sea Scroll fragments were found to be forgeries. One tip-off…
God’s signature didn’t match the 10 commandments tablets.
Dead Sea Scroll fragments were found to be forgeries. One tip-off…
they claim Epstein killed himself.
… Dan Rather said they were real
…and they contained Ken’s frequency.
Dead Sea Scroll fragments were found to be forgeries. One tip-off…
Konrad Kurjau’s fingerprints all over it.
… one of the fragments said, “Dewey Defeats Truman”
…@Ded C Scroll on title page.
…Comic sans font.
…letters glued onto paper were from old Mad Magazine covers, but not that old.
… the fragments were initially discovered at the fake Rock Ridge
Dead Sea Scroll fragments were found to be forgeries. One tip-off…
it refers to Man as “created, by the, you know, you know the thing.”
Dead Sea Scroll fragments were found to be forgeries. One tip-off…
the remainder price of $1.50.
… they were found along with Obama’s birth certificate
Dead Sea Scroll fragments were found to be forgeries. One tip-off…
written on the back of a Chinese restaurant take out menu.
Dead Sea Scroll fragments were found to be forgeries. One tip-off…
the hashtag doesn’t work.
…they contain a plea for assistance from a Nigerian prince.
It stated Jesus was blond & blue eyed, (just like all those paintings I grew up with in Swedish Minnesota)
… reference to a movie called Torah Torah Torah
…a prayer that begins “Nuke the Moon, oh Lord”
… and they were available from fine booksellers everywhere.
…an entire chapter composed of nothing but “your mama” jokes.
…the ‘Dead’ Sea was still alive.
…blaming the Great Flood and every other negative biblical event on Trump
…blue-colored embedded video links in the print version
…comic sans serif font
…references to ancient aliens
is that they were typeset in Microsoft Hebrew, instead of Linotype Hebrew.
There is a fragment of a third book by Jeremiah, and it’s the lyrics to “Jeremiah Was a Bullfrog,” in Yiddish.
… was that the reverse side was stamped “Florsheim”…
… fragments of the Book of Ruth refer to 714 home runs and calling the shot for one of them
… fragments discovered during the Clinton administration are missing the ten commandments
Dead Sea Scroll fragments were found to be forgeries. One tip-off…
it says the number of the counting shall be five.
That’s right out.
… the fragment with the New Testament global warming quote, “Many are cold, but few are frozen” didn’t seem accurate to scholars.
They were all signed. Covfefe.
…was a left over from a Bris.
The poorly conjugated “Romans, Go Home!” in the Forward
…Actually, they were authentic. The researchers just ran out of toilet paper at the institute.
So, you’re saying the fakes are fake news?
It is fake to say that Bob in Feenicks is saying the fakes were fake news.
That can’t be true.