Straight Line of the Day: LarryE’s Avatar Is a Crocodile Wearing a Santa Hat. This Suggests… Posted by Oppo on 15 December 2020, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: LarryE’s avatar is a crocodile wearing a Santa hat. This suggests…
Cajun. And therefore has used roadkill in gumbo at some point. This is meant as a compliment. Reply to this comment
LarryE’s avatar is a crocodile wearing a Santa hat. This suggests… Jeffrey Epstein did not hang himself. Reply to this comment
LarryE’s avatar is a crocodile wearing a Santa hat. This suggests… the Democrats stole the election. Reply to this comment
LarryE’s avatar is a crocodile wearing a Santa hat. This suggests… Santa is probably wearing Mardi Gras beads. Reply to this comment
LarryE’s avatar is a crocodile wearing a Santa hat. This suggests… Santa is wearing Crocs. Reply to this comment
LarryE’s avatar is a crocodile wearing a Santa hat. This suggests… there was a duplicate key! Reply to this comment
LarryE’s avatar is a crocodile wearing a Santa hat. This suggests… Christmas is cancelled due to unforeseen personnel reasons. Reply to this comment
How cheerfully he seems to grin, How neatly spreads his claws, And welcomes little fishes in With gently smiling jaws! Reply to this comment
Go lock the door and fetch my gun! Go on child, hurry! Quickly run! No stop! Stand back! He’s coming in! Oh, look, that greasy greenish skin! The shining teeth, the greedy smile! It’s Crocky-Wock, the Crocodile!’ Reply to this comment
LarryE’s avatar is a crocodile wearing a Santa hat. This suggests… …this suggests nothing! (No, I am not in de Nile.) Reply to this comment
LarryE’s avatar is a crocodile wearing a Santa hat. This suggests… …Mick Dundee is getting coal in his stocking. Reply to this comment
… there are about a half-dozen Santa hats in the croc’s stomach, along with the hands that tried to put them on his head. Reply to this comment
LarryE’s avatar is a crocodile wearing a Santa hat. This suggests… Santa is being digested. Reply to this comment
… gators are haters…
… Santa Claus ain’t comin’ to town…
… something to do with Florida..
Cajun.
And therefore has used roadkill in gumbo at some point.
This is meant as a compliment.
LarryE’s avatar is a crocodile wearing a Santa hat. This suggests…
Jeffrey Epstein did not hang himself.
LarryE’s avatar is a crocodile wearing a Santa hat. This suggests…
the Democrats stole the election.
…lizards like hats.
LarryE’s avatar is a crocodile wearing a Santa hat. This suggests…
Santa is probably wearing Mardi Gras beads.
LarryE’s avatar is a crocodile wearing a Santa hat. This suggests…
Santa is wearing Crocs.
Izod Lacoste is feelin’ the holiday spirit?
LarryE’s avatar is a crocodile wearing a Santa hat. This suggests…
there was a duplicate key!
This has been proven with geometric logic.
His white hat was stained by the purloined strawberries…
LarryE’s avatar is a crocodile wearing a Santa hat. This suggests…
Christmas is cancelled due to unforeseen personnel reasons.
How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spreads his claws,
And welcomes little fishes in
With gently smiling jaws!
Go lock the door and fetch my gun!
Go on child, hurry! Quickly run!
No stop! Stand back! He’s coming in!
Oh, look, that greasy greenish skin!
The shining teeth, the greedy smile!
It’s Crocky-Wock, the Crocodile!’
LarryE’s avatar is a crocodile wearing a Santa hat. This suggests…
…this suggests nothing!
(No, I am not in de Nile.)
LarryE’s avatar is a crocodile wearing a Santa hat. This suggests…
…Mick Dundee is getting coal in his stocking.
…Santa will be in the dumps this Christmas.
… there are about a half-dozen Santa hats in the croc’s stomach, along with the hands that tried to put them on his head.
Fat meat isn’t really all that bad for you.
Teeth beat claws
…LarryE is a crocodile who likes wearing Santa hats.
LarryE’s avatar is a crocodile wearing a Santa hat. This suggests…
Santa is being digested.