Friday Night Oppo’in’ Thread

Still haven’t located Basil. He’s obviously hand-recounting every ballot cast in Georgia, and, being as thorough as he is, going door-to-door asking people to provide samples of their signatures. Considering all the deceased and otherwise out-of-state voters, this may take awhile. I’ll take over.

Meanwhile, in Frank’s home town:

Austin Mayor Stressed Residents ‘Need To Stay Home.’ He Was Vacationing in Cabo at the Time
Austin Statesman | 12/2/2020 | Tony Plohetski

In early November, as health officials warned of a impending COVID-19 spike, Austin Mayor Steve Adler hosted an outdoor wedding and reception with 20 guests for his daughter at a trendy hotel near downtown.

The next morning, Adler and seven other wedding attendees boarded a private jet bound for Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, where they vacationed for a week at a family timeshare.

One night into the trip, Adler addressed Austin residents in a Facebook video: “We need to stay home if you can. This is not the time to relax. We are going to be looking really closely. … We may have to close things down if we are not careful.”

The situation underscores the greater-than-normal scrutiny on public officials during the pandemic as they issue public pleas for people to take coronavirus precautions and balance other demands in their personal lives.

Political opponents often are standing guard to capitalize on any misstep or hint of hypocrisy.

Adler said his conduct is different from other officials because he did not behave in a way that was inconsistent with his message at the time. He added that his actions did not violate his regulations.

“Every day since March, I repeat that being home is the safest place for people to be,” Adler said in a statement Wednesday. “Only at our most trying moments, like around Thanksgiving, have I asked people not to travel as part of extra precautions. It is safest to stay home. However, we aren’t asking people to never venture out. We ask everyone to be as safe as possible when they do.”

The rate of people testing positive in Austin was less than 4% but started climbing after Adler was in Mexico. New cases rose dramatically as Thanksgiving neared.

Adler said his daughter wanted a much larger wedding but, due to the pandemic, downsized to mostly parents and siblings, some of whom flew into Austin. The event also included a Seattle-based wedding photographer.

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Free Association

. . . It’s guaranteed in the Constitution, right?

This didn’t qualify as a “Straight Line of the Day,” so I’m just going to post it here as a little Friday night fun. Relax in your armchair and share:

Please jot down five sentences from your stream of consciousness.

It’s not quite Haiku, but it’s easier because there are no rules (well, except for the one about not mentioning this post).

I’ll start:

Biden.

I really dislike the guy.

Always pawing women and young girls from behind.

Fake smile — fake sincerity.

What’s in the house for snacks?

I Wonder What Mark Twain Would Have To Say About Hollywood and TV?

Also, to be fair, there is another word of praise due to this ship’s library: it contains no copy of the Vicar of Wakefield, that strange menagerie of complacent hypocrites and idiots, of theatrical cheap-john heroes and heroines, who are always showing off, of bad people who are not interesting, and good people who are fatiguing. A singular book. Not a sincere line in it, and not a character that invites respect; a book which is one long waste-pipe discharge of goody-goody puerilities and dreary moralities; a book which is full of pathos which revolts, and humor which grieves the heart. There are few things in literature that are more piteous, more pathetic, than the celebrated “humorous” incident of Moses and the spectacles.

Jane Austen’s books, too, are absent from this library. Just that one omission alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn’t a book in it.

— Following the Equator

Franklin and Twain Specialized in Short, Pithy Tweets Before Twitter Existed

The eye of the master will do more work than both of his hands: not to oversee workmen is to leave your purse open.

— Franklin

This slur on unsupervised workers is disputed. — Twitter

Wealth is not his that has it, but his that enjoys it.

— Franklin

Fact Check: Wealth is his that has it. — Twitter

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made School Boards.

— Twain

This comment may contain misinformation. — Twitter

Often, the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.

— Twain

Best Version! Hannibal Lector

Haven’t done one of these in a while so we return once again to a cinematic performance. Let us get creepy, shall we?

Who gave the best performance as Hannibal Lector?

Our contestants are…

Brian Cox
Anthony Hopkins
Mads Mikkelsen

Go vote. Remember, just once people.

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Which was the best performance of the Character "Hannibal Lector"?