Straight Line of the Day: Getting marriage advice from Jeffrey Epstein is like…
{Apparently Bill Gates did this, according to the UK’s Daily Mail.}
Straight Line of the Day: Getting marriage advice from Jeffrey Epstein is like…
{Apparently Bill Gates did this, according to the UK’s Daily Mail.}
Getting sexual harassment training from a Democrat.
Getting economic advice from AOC.
Discussing journalistic integrity with an AP reporter.
Hiring Bernie Madoff to be your financial planner
Getting advice on how to pick up chicks from Elliot Page.
Getting diet tips from Jerry Nadler.
…having Hunter Biden for a sobriety coach.
Getting marriage advice from Jeffrey Epstein is like…
…getting economics advice from Bernie Sanders.
…following Fauci’s advice on anything, except that Epstein might have something of value to say.
Getting marriage advice from Jeffrey Epstein is like…
…getting racial harmony advice from Nicole Hannah-Jones.
Getting marriage advice from Jeffrey Epstein is like…
…getting child-bearing advice from Margaret Sanger.
… petting the fluffy cows in Yellowstone.
Getting marriage advice from Jeffrey Epstein is like…
…getting hitting advice from Bob Uecker.
…dating Lorena Bobbitt.
Having Jeffrey Dahmer as a personal chef.
…having Hillary Clinton for a campaign advisor.
Asking Hillary how to manage your servers to meet federal guidelines
Using David Berkowitz for your neighborhood watch commander
… getting catering suggestions from Pablo Escobar…
… asking for HR advice from the Emu…
Getting marriage advice from Jeffrey Epstein is like…
impossible because he is dead. Although he didn’t kill himself.
Getting marriage advice from Jeffrey Epstein is like…
…getting comedy advice from Amy Schumer.
Getting marriage advice from Jeffrey Epstein is like…
…A Seance
Having your vegetarian wife fix you a sammich. While you cook bacon. Naked.
Eating your cake and having it eat you too.
Playing naked Twister with the Swedish Bikini Team and Stacey Abrams.
And Abrams ain’t spinning the wheel.
Short game, she touches all the spots as soon as she sets hoof on the mat.
After Stacy lost at twister, the avalanche training kicked in. I started by making myself an air pocket, expanded it to a small living space, and after a few search and rescue missions in the immediate vacinity, myself and 90% of the team are hunkered down, awaiting rescue.