. . . the temperature of Hillary’s lap. (Rumor has it the Clintons’ cat Socks died when he crawled into Hillary’s lap and froze to death. It was ruled a suicide.)
Lyle: Now come on boys, the way you’re lollygagging around here with them picks and them shovels…you’d think it was a hunnert and twenty degrees below…cain’t be more then absolute zero.
…the amount of movement I get from my sleeping teenager while trying to get him to take the garbage out, same garbage I asked to be taken out LAST night.
…my youngest son. His family nickname is Captain Chaos. When he was young, he had two speeds, Full Tilt Boogie or Absolute Zero. Now that he’s a tween, FTB has downshifted to Mosey but AZ remains the same and is the more common state.
Joe Biden
with special guest, Kamala Harris as Absoluter Zero.
She is head and shoulders below absolute zero.
So you’re saying that Absolute Zero is Willie Brown’s waistline?
That’s a low blow.
A Japanese fighter plane.
wouldn’t that be Absorute Zero?
The number of clues AOC has.
The number of times Jeffrey Epstein killed himself.
Harvey Award!
… an infinite amount less than one…
The number of national democrat politicians who’d put country over politics.
… my current interest level for professional sports…
…chance of Hillary ever becoming President
A working definition of Absolute Zero is…
…what you remember the morning after binge drinking vodka.
The number of times Joe Biden won a presidential election.
The bacon beacon is shining it’s pig signal over Gotham City.
A working definition of Absolute Zero is…
…thirteen degrees Celsius warmer than Pelosi’s heart.
… chill, dude!!!
A working definition of Absolute Zero is…
The actual amount of living human tissue on Nancy Pelosi’s skull.
A working definition of Absolute Zero is…
sh*ts given about the problems of woke Karens.
A working definition of Absolute Zero is…
probably racist.
A working definition of Absolute Zero is…
How many times Lindsey Graham 2.Zero has refused to appear on Sean Hannity’s radio or TV show.
. . . the temperature of Hillary’s lap. (Rumor has it the Clintons’ cat Socks died when he crawled into Hillary’s lap and froze to death. It was ruled a suicide.)
…the chance of Basil being pronounced correctly.
. . . the number of meaningful questions asked by the media since January 20, added to the number of truthful statements by Queen Circleback.
the likelihood that any real man would ever drink a White Claw.
Approximately zero. Only the Sith, and Democrats, (BIRM) deal in absolutes.
A working definition of Absolute Zero is
The average of the net work we get from Congress
or by media math “it’s any number that makes you feel good”
Lyle: Now come on boys, the way you’re lollygagging around here with them picks and them shovels…you’d think it was a hunnert and twenty degrees below…cain’t be more then absolute zero.
Lyle: Dock that Chink a days pay fer freezin’ on the job.
An absolutely true statement, it can’t be colder than absolute zero.
…the amount of movement I get from my sleeping teenager while trying to get him to take the garbage out, same garbage I asked to be taken out LAST night.
…my youngest son. His family nickname is Captain Chaos. When he was young, he had two speeds, Full Tilt Boogie or Absolute Zero. Now that he’s a tween, FTB has downshifted to Mosey but AZ remains the same and is the more common state.
… Swedish vodka served VERY cold.
A working definition of Absolute Zero is
proving Al Gore to be a liar.
Al Gore is the finest man who ever lived! ~ Manbearpig
The temperature I like my beer on a hot summer day after mowing the lawn.
Rodger that!