Straight Line of the Day: In Europe, Biden Is Surprised To Find… Posted by Oppo on 10 June 2021, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: In Europe, Biden is surprised to find…
In Europe, Biden is surprised to find… they don’t speak European but all these other gibberish languages. 2 Reply to this comment
In Europe, Biden is surprised to find… Pasty faced people with bad teeth, but he’ll still sniff any little girl that gets too close. 1 Reply to this comment
.. an aggressive press that doesn’t play along like their American counterparts… 2 Reply to this comment
…and he’s gonna make dang sure that A, B, and C Day’s get their fair due too. 3 Reply to this comment
In Europe, Biden is surprised to find… “No-Go Zones” just like in Baltimore, DC and Chicago 1 Reply to this comment
In Europe, Biden is surprised to find… Hunter bonked Macron’s old lady a few times 1 Reply to this comment
. . . all the little girls within ten miles of him are wearing shower caps . . . he got no applause when he stood in front of Hadrian’s Wall and said, “Queen Elizabeth, tear down this wall.” . . . his nameplate says ” 46* ” . . . one of those prankster foreign leaders taped a “kick me” sign on his back . . . bookstores refused to sell him a copy of Neil Kinnock’s autobiography . . . he was the only invitee who showed up for the snipe hunt 3 Reply to this comment
That his Secret Service details gets kind of excited when he takes his shotgun out on the West Wing Colonnade to fire off a couple of rounds. Reply to this comment
…that if you can’t spot the stupid English pigdog in the room, you’re the stupid English pigdog in the room. 2 Reply to this comment
…that being offered Spotted Dick, is not the same as No-Pants Wednesdays in the Oval Office. 1 Reply to this comment
In Europe, Biden is surprised to find… …they already know Xi Jinping’s special handshake. 3 Reply to this comment
…the countries aren’t really all different pastel colors like on his map at home. 2 Reply to this comment
In Europe, Biden is surprised to find… Back home kids were in his yard again…… 1 Reply to this comment
In Europe, Biden is surprised to find…
white people.
…loose change under the cushions of the sofa’s in the Oval Office.
In Europe, Biden is surprised to find…
they don’t speak European but all these other gibberish languages.
…his A$$… given both hands…. and his A$$
Did he actually think it was HIS A$$?
… that the Vice President hasn’t been there either…
So many foreigners
In Europe, Biden is surprised to find…
Pasty faced people with bad teeth, but he’ll still sniff any little girl that gets too close.
In Europe, Biden is surprised to find…
they tip the big guy 20%.
.. an aggressive press that doesn’t play along like their American counterparts…
That he’s in Europe.
That they all still honour D Day.
…and he’s gonna make dang sure that A, B, and C Day’s get their fair due too.
… it’s another day in Wonderland.
…it isn’t really Shinola that’s been on his shoes this whole time.
…that they are refusing to grant him asylum.
…that Malarky doesn’t mean what he thought it meant.
In Europe, Biden is surprised to find…
“No-Go Zones” just like in Baltimore, DC and Chicago
In Europe, Biden is surprised to find…
Hunter bonked Macron’s old lady a few times
…fewer than fifty percent of Europeans voted for him. (He blames Kamala)
. . . all the little girls within ten miles of him are wearing shower caps
. . . he got no applause when he stood in front of Hadrian’s Wall and said, “Queen Elizabeth, tear down this wall.”
. . . his nameplate says ” 46* ”
. . . one of those prankster foreign leaders taped a “kick me” sign on his back
. . . bookstores refused to sell him a copy of Neil Kinnock’s autobiography
. . . he was the only invitee who showed up for the snipe hunt
…that no one understood the phrases in Austrian that Barack taught him.
Joe will just ad lib some pig Latin and claim to be multilingual.
That his Secret Service details gets kind of excited when he takes his shotgun out on the West Wing Colonnade to fire off a couple of rounds.
…that he still needs to clear all his decisions with Jill.
Gelato is not the same as Ice Cream.
. . . a pile of unused iPods of Obama speeches on his hotel pillow.
…that if you can’t spot the stupid English pigdog in the room, you’re the stupid English pigdog in the room.
…that being offered Spotted Dick, is not the same as No-Pants Wednesdays in the Oval Office.
In Europe, Biden is surprised to find…
…they already know Xi Jinping’s special handshake.
… they drive on the left like he does at home.
…the countries aren’t really all different pastel colors like on his map at home.
In Europe, Biden is surprised to find…
Back home kids were in his yard again……