Straight Line of the Day: Yay! Kamala’s finally going to El Paso tomorrow to solve things! Expected news: …
(Besides the obvious: the fact that she’s going down there, and her whining about still never having been to Europe.)
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Her amplified cackle was used to ward off hundreds of illegals. However, this practice was stopped once it was discovered that it caused an uptick in suicides among the dog and coyote population.
Her amplified cackle was used to ward off hundreds of illegals. However, this practice was stopped once it was discovered that it caused an uptick in suicides among the dog and coyote population.
SSDD
She kept looking north while saying, “I don’t see any problem.”
Expected headline: …
…Kamala Blows It at the Border
Harvey Award!
… Kamala stands at a border crossing, raises a starter’s pistol, and yells, “On your mark… get set…”
…more waist high holes in the border wall.
Forgetting her keys and getting locked in
Kamala’s Finally Going To El Paso To Solve Things! Expected News:
“If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions”
Expected News:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evgEJlOPoeo
Blame Trump
Harris Makes Run For The Border, Seeks Asylum in Mexico
🎶she falls in love with a Mex-i-can girl🎶
So that’s why she’s going to El Paso, to visit Rosa’s cantina.
… something sordid, involving sombreros and sarapes…
Yay! Kamala’s finally going to El Paso tomorrow to solve things! Expected news: …
Complete victory! Now she will solve the inflation problem.
Yay! Kamala’s finally going to El Paso tomorrow to solve things! Expected news: …
will be fellating as usual.
Yay! Kamala’s finally going to El Paso tomorrow to solve things! Expected news: …
Harris fires Border Patrol, hires cheaper Mexican labor for cheaper enforcement; Gets the Big Guy an extra 10%.
Think the Havana “Superman” scene from the Godfather.
The government’s bigger than US Steel??
The fake town of Rock Ridge is headed for an overpopulation problem.
The fake Rock Ridge is full of dummies…she’ll fit right in.
…Kamala concluded: ‘Wouldn’t it just be easier to build a wall to keep all the little F’-ers out?”
Vice President once again caught choking on a burrito grande
You misspelled “burro”.
…Kamala says, “Y’all headed the wrong way… Your socialist dream society is to the south.”
Expected News: … VP Harris personally recruits foreign labor for border wall disassembly.
Kamala’s Finally Going To El Paso To Solve Things! Expected News: …
Is Old El Paso salsa really better than the stuff made in…. New York City!?
…Ribbon cutting on the new Billy Joe and Bobbie Sue Memorial Bridge.
…Reflexively takes a knee whenever she hears the name Jorge.
…Harris flaunts bilingual skills as she looks around, solemnly declares “I bet they El Paso right through this dump.”
She makes her living on the people’s taxes.