Americans are not to wear a mask even if you come and get them. No, wait: until you come and get them, they’re to wear a mask. We don’t need to do anything apart from just stopping them from wearing a mask.
“This is Faucility . . . (Los Angeles, California) . . . . A lot of people think the Bill of Rights has too small a bill, and too many on the right. That’s when I go to work. I carry a syringe.”
{Later}
“The hysteria you have just seen is true. The norms have been changed to protect the insolent.”
A big decorated tree will be erected over the Port of Los Angeles, and everyone will have to show up there on Christmas morning to claim their own packages.
2022 begins America’s 1 child policy. However, due to the overwhelming number of male only children in China, American’s will only be able to keep the child if it is female.
… The Rock and John Cena?
Biden: ” You MUST recieve the shot. First person who crosses the Siegfried Line will get a free bobblehead of me”.
Just the Seigfried line or the Siegfried & Roy line? We need clarification.
Mandate is such a sexist term…
Global taxes for all… except for certain government employees…
From now on “I” will ALWAYS come before “E”
NO EXCEPTIONS!
A, B, C, D, I, E…
No iexcieptions.
What will the next mandate be?
Mandatory salad with low-fat dressing two meals a day.
What will the next mandate be?
I’m not sure, but John Roberts will say that it’s a tax.
The next mandate will be a mandate that no one may complain, whine or grimace about any new mandate.
Proof you’re on a low-fat diet
A windmill in every yard and solar panel on every roof
“If you don’t eat yer meat, you can’t have any pudding. How can you
have any pudding if you don’t eat yer meat?”
Does meat flavored Ensure count coz I really want my pudding.
No, you have to get some Soylent Green for that.
What will the next mandate be?
Report to train station! (Don’t forget warm coat & shovel)
Only Stacey Abrahms counts the votes.
She sure as heck doesn’t count calories.
Eggplant on your pizza
Free lunch is on Elon.
Kind of a Musk mandate.
Thou shalt not mock the META TEAM, mate!
The media must not be curious about what Biden means when he tells the Pope “You’re the famous African-American baseball player in America.”
Americans are not to wear a mask even if you come and get them. No, wait: until you come and get them, they’re to wear a mask. We don’t need to do anything apart from just stopping them from wearing a mask.
And no singing!!!
Photo ID, of course. And you have to use it to vote. And only vote once. And the cow jumped over the moon.
Your ID will be life-sized, illegal, look nothing like you, and will vote Democrat.
Parent/Teacher conferences will now be just Teacher conferences.
All seats must be in a locked and upright position. No exceptions.
All Dragnet episodes will be altered so that Sgt. Friday says, “Just the vax, ma’am.”
“This is Faucility . . . (Los Angeles, California) . . . . A lot of people think the Bill of Rights has too small a bill, and too many on the right. That’s when I go to work. I carry a syringe.”
{Later}
“The hysteria you have just seen is true. The norms have been changed to protect the insolent.”
…and the show will be renamed to TransgenderedNet.
What will the next mandate be?
May 16, 2022.
To foster closer relations with China, every night will be the designated time to Wang Chung.
A big decorated tree will be erected over the Port of Los Angeles, and everyone will have to show up there on Christmas morning to claim their own packages.
Mandatory swimming lessons so we can get to the ships to get our Christmas presents.
You will not think of the government as Jabba the Hutt and Kamala as that little thing that accompanies it.
2022 begins America’s 1 child policy. However, due to the overwhelming number of male only children in China, American’s will only be able to keep the child if it is female.
Does that include Transgenders?
I think so, to them we all look the same anyways, or so I hear.
What Will the Next Mandate Be?…
..who cares????? – I shall not be mandated.
…not something that will have any impact on Rachel Maddow.
Ignored…
I don’t care what (p)Resident “Piddles” Bidet’s handlers tell him to dictate.
Enough about Racheal Levine.
That plaid is a sound