… leaving a lavishly decorated Valentine laying around the house, with the words “For the Love of My Life” written on it, and when your significant other joyously picks it up, you grab it away, saying “That’s not for YOU!!!”…
Showing her how manly you are by making a video of you pointing a loaded gun at your junk and squeezing the trigger right up to but not past the break…
Participating in Valentine’s Day
Arresting Cupid for assault with a deadly weapon.
…was me and wife dancing around the house as Sonny & Cher singing ‘I Got You Babe’ taking tequila shots.
Were there children present?
Only a 4 pound chihuahua..we would have went viral if selfies were a thang 22 years ago. Smh
“Were there children present?”
No. Not for another 9 months.
Negatory on that also..I, we, never had kids unless there’s some running around in Mexico. Lol
There aren’t. All the kids in Mexico have come here.
A Viking River Cruise in Ukraine.
A Bad Idea for Valentine’s Day: …
Going to Applebees for the romantic dinner and side order of catfights.
… visiting a garage in Lincoln park, Chicago.
… leaving a lavishly decorated Valentine laying around the house, with the words “For the Love of My Life” written on it, and when your significant other joyously picks it up, you grab it away, saying “That’s not for YOU!!!”…
Not sending a Valentine to the Emu. I did that once. Once.
Getting her a monogrammed tennis bracelet, with the wrong initials.
Again.
Saying, “I think I left my wallet at the house. Can you handle this, Sweetie Pie?” when the waiter brings the check.
A Bad Idea for Valentine’s Day: …
Surprising her with that getaway trip to Ukraine
Single room…in Steerage.
A Bad Idea for Valentine’s Day: …
Forgetting to get the old ball & chain something can be murder.
She wrote…
She said she’s expecting an expensive gift. I got her a filled gas can. Ingrate.
Showing her how manly you are by making a video of you pointing a loaded gun at your junk and squeezing the trigger right up to but not past the break…
Frankly this internet fad is a bad idea any day.
Getting your ex or current lover that surprise the ATF is offering up.
Giving her a box of tofu.
…assuming dictatorial power in a North American British colony with a French accent.