Straight Line of the Day: Putin’s Changed His Mind About Invading Ukraine on Wednesday. Instead, He Will… Posted by Oppo on 15 February 2022, 12:00 pm Straight Line of the Day: Putin’s changed his mind about invading Ukraine on Wednesday. Instead, he will… 2
Invade Canada. The leadership is significantly weaker, there is greater local support, and most of the polls in the USA support it. 3 Reply to this comment
… will play Russian Roulette with Alec Baldwin at a neutral site like Switzerland. 4 Reply to this comment
Putin’s changed his mind about invading Ukraine on Wednesday. Instead, he will… … throw rocks at Hunter Biden’s photo on Thursday. 2 Reply to this comment
. . . send John Durham 33,000 hacked e mails, while wearing an “Epstein didn’t kill himself” shirt 7 Reply to this comment
. . . studiously prepare in case the always well-informed, serious negotiator Kamala Harris pays a visit. Eye blink. Done! 1 Reply to this comment
Instead, he will… Continue to taunt Europe, Canada and the US just to hear his name mentioned over and over 24/7 in the media. 1 Reply to this comment
Wait till Thursday so Joe will present him the whole Ukraine on a silver platter. 3 Reply to this comment
…put sombreros on the troops, sneak in from the south. …chalk it up as a win to get the Democrats poll numbers up for the mid-terms. …pledge to help his ally fight off agression of Canadian truckers. 2 Reply to this comment
… hang out on the African veldt, seeking whom he may devour…
Invade Canada. The leadership is significantly weaker, there is greater local support, and most of the polls in the USA support it.
… put them on Double Secret Probation…
…Road Trip!
… amuse himself by making another prank phone call to the President…
“Kamala, Putin wants to know if my refrigerator is running. Can you check?”
… will play Russian Roulette with Alec Baldwin at a neutral site like Switzerland.
$20 on the Russki
…wrestle the Vicious Chicken of Bristol.
…pass GO and collect $200
…call the Queen and ask if she has Prince Albert in a can.
…leave a large wooden Matryoshka doll on the Russia / Ukraine border.
That will badger the Ukrainians.
That wooden be prudent…
Putin’s changed his mind about invading Ukraine on Wednesday. Instead, he will…
… throw rocks at Hunter Biden’s photo on Thursday.
. . . send John Durham 33,000 hacked e mails, while wearing an “Epstein didn’t kill himself” shirt
. . . place a large order at a Let’s Go Brandon store
…play with Biden’s leg hairs to see if it makes him giggle.
…get involved in a land war in Asia.
Inconceivable!
. . . studiously prepare in case the always well-informed, serious negotiator Kamala Harris pays a visit. Eye blink. Done!
Instead, he will…
Continue to taunt Europe, Canada and the US just to hear his name
mentioned over and over 24/7 in the media.
…try to put the Ego back in the game of Stratego.
Wait till Thursday so Joe will present him the whole Ukraine on a silver platter.
…cross the streams with the Proton Packs.
Challenge Joe to a One-on-One match involving Ukraine Kung Fu
…put sombreros on the troops, sneak in from the south.
…chalk it up as a win to get the Democrats poll numbers up for the mid-terms.
…pledge to help his ally fight off agression of Canadian truckers.
…go build some Nuclear Wessels.
Enroll in a specialized construction school, Crane U.
Throw rotting vegetables at Brandon.
He’ll have to take a number.
That number will be 2 and he’ll throw it.
…claim his troops are simply refugees seeking asylum in Ukraine. -In tanks.