Oh, I dunno … Maybe increase the average temperature in high northern latitudes by a couple of degrees … Extending the agricultural growing season … Feeding more people … Thru capitalism … Nah, wouldn’t want THAT, now would we?!?!
Could give liberals, government bureaucrats, and other hard core Democrats an excuse to destroy the American economy and change our way of life and standard of living forever.
… someday make gorillas thrive in Spain.
Cause blizzards so we should wear 4 masks.
…lead to an increase in sightings of Stacey Abrams in short-shorts and tube tops.
…have people sitting around campfires, singing “Hell Ain’t A Bad Place To Be”, in hell.
Reduce the size of bikinis
…lead to a disaster in my cross country skiers junk warmer business.
… cure the common Covid…
… make the coast-dwelling super-wealthy slightly nervous once or twice a decade…
… become the most important voting issue of all, if only you numb skull Neanderthals would wake up to our version of reality…
… make their renewable energy fever-dreams an extremely costly reality…
… make the word “might” sound more like “probably,” possibly, according to experts’ models.
…bring about another four years of Trump.
Spread the incidence of “Florida Man” phenomena further north.
A. Make the world warmer.
B. Make the world cooler.
C. Give AL Gore more skymiles.
D. Make emu taste like chicken.
Yeh, bite me.
That’s the idea. Pass the BBQ sauce.
….. increase the supply and lower the price of smoke-able foliage.
… be right there in the house with you.
… be asymptomatic. But still spreadable.
Oh, I dunno … Maybe increase the average temperature in high northern latitudes by a couple of degrees … Extending the agricultural growing season … Feeding more people … Thru capitalism … Nah, wouldn’t want THAT, now would we?!?!
Experts say that Global Warming could…
Shake Magic 8 Ball
“Ask again later”
Experts say that Global Warming could…
win an Oscar.
You can never tell.
Experts say that Global Warming could…
keep that sweet, sweet grant money flowing to them for decades.
Experts say that Global Warming could…
but then again, might not.
Experts say that Global Warming could…
Could give liberals, government bureaucrats, and other hard core Democrats an excuse to destroy the American economy and change our way of life and standard of living forever.
Experts say that Global Warming could…
Be cured by levying another tax, by the same people who can’t stop a telemarketer.
Finally turn BASIL into OREGANO…finally..