Pelosi tears up the speech before it starts. Joey turns and walks out the door. MSNBC and CNN laud that it was brief and to the point. The sign language person celebrates at the nearest bar.
Heh. Could take him all evening to get her name out!
Speaking of cabinet secretaries: “That’s why I’ve asked the secretary of energy Gov. Granholm Sen. Granholm Sen. Secretary Granholm, but that’s my governor former governor.”
Then there’s Rep. Abigail Spanberger of Virginia: “Look, health care is part of Abigail Congresswoman um um you Congresswoman’s um um background.”
Yeh..well at the corner of State and Union..that was Corn Pop’s turf..many were afraid to cross there..until that day when I decided it was time…I went to cross..the towns people stopped and were in awe..then..I saw something shiny..it was a fancy new quarter on the pavement…it smelled so good..like a little girl had dropped it….and the head on that coin, well it spoke with me…we talked for hours..talking about train rides we have taken..then the street lights came on and it was time to go home to Mama Biden…Corn Pop would have another day to be safe….
Fart free!
You can’t see Jeff Dunham’s lips move.
Pudding cups afterwards!
Biden slips on drool soaked floor from congressional lackeys
State of the Union Address Highlights?
Depends…
Zzzzzzzzzzzz……
The price of ice cream is too damn high!
…proposal of reparations to anyone who listens through the whole thing.
…Biden thanks Angelo Negri for getting him to the House chamber for all these many years…
… Biden invokes all kinds of war rhetoric regarding his programs – mentions actual wars not so much…
Pelosi tears up the speech before it starts. Joey turns and walks out the door. MSNBC and CNN laud that it was brief and to the point. The sign language person celebrates at the nearest bar.
… members of the Squad storm the podium and take the microphones away – chaos ensues….
… Biden introduces his wife Jill – is sternly rebuked, “That’s DOCTOR JILL…”
The moment russian hackers get into the teleprompter and changes the text make him look like an idiot. No one notices for 35 minutes.
Biden is caught plagiarizing the famed “malaise” speech
. . . pronounces it “mayonnaise,” but still . . .
I half expect him to introduce his SC nominee as Jumanji Baskin Robbins
Heh. Could take him all evening to get her name out!
Some think it weird that he compares the state of the Union to Hans Gruber hanging onto Nakatomi Tower. (Chris Wallace calls it brilliant.)
Guy behind Biden with buffalo headdress doesn’t stop eating potato chips during the whole speech.
Pelosi scowls and wrinkles her nose like she smells something bad, because…well…
Biden struggles to have his open-border proposals heard above the din of fence being erected around the Capitol.
Free at last! Free at last! Free at last! Thank God almighty I get my pudding free at last!
Biden will tell the false Amtrak story for the umpteenth time, a perfect lead-in to his train wreck administration policies
Biden notes an Indian Summer of severe illness and death, which he predicts will be followed by a Spring of severe illness and death.
Biden glares at Senator Manchin and says “I didn’t get a harrumph from that guy”.
Yeh..well at the corner of State and Union..that was Corn Pop’s turf..many were afraid to cross there..until that day when I decided it was time…I went to cross..the towns people stopped and were in awe..then..I saw something shiny..it was a fancy new quarter on the pavement…it smelled so good..like a little girl had dropped it….and the head on that coin, well it spoke with me…we talked for hours..talking about train rides we have taken..then the street lights came on and it was time to go home to Mama Biden…Corn Pop would have another day to be safe….