Help Wanted
White House seeks assistant communications directors. Degree in Journalism or Communications and 5 years experience required. Former school mascot experience a plus.
” Predator 1 is lookin at the kids again..there is a pocket rocket that is not a carrot..repeat not a carrot..some Bunny to block..repeat Bunny Block…. STAT!”
“Folks, I will be signing an EO combining April Fools Day with Easter for next Year! I will send the kids out looking for eggs I haven’t hidden”.
Harvey, you old son!
“Congratulations! You’ve finally come out and transitioned!”
Secret Service agent puts themself between the pResident and the danger of going off script.
Man! I gotta cut back on my meds.
Surrounded by children, Biden’s staff tries to block his usual behavior by redirecting it to “hare-sniffing”.
That Hop Hop was a baaaad dude!
Biden: “Is this the pills again? Do any of you . . . Am I the only one seeing this?”
This assumes he’s even aware that this is not normal.
Help Wanted
White House seeks assistant communications directors. Degree in Journalism or Communications and 5 years experience required. Former school mascot experience a plus.
Every day is Easter with Biden and his handler – he never knows what he’ll be allowed to find…
The hare apparent to the Presidency
“As my new economic advisor, how much is the federal deficit going to increase this year?”
“Hrair”
“Listen bunny, I’d nominate you to SCOTUS but you ain’t black!”
The mythological leader of the free world finally revealed.
President Biden (L) is directed away from anyone who can hear him by a White House dignitary.
Cosplay is added to the LGBTQ+ pantheon at a special White House ceremony…
“Did somebody mix my meds up with Hunter’s again?”
Kill the wabbit!
Kill the wabbit!
Kamala, you changed your hare!
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“My bunny lies over at OSHA;
My bunny lies over D.C. . . .”
” Predator 1 is lookin at the kids again..there is a pocket rocket that is not a carrot..repeat not a carrot..some Bunny to block..repeat Bunny Block…. STAT!”
Muffled voice:
The inside of this mask smells of butt crack and despair.
“Wabbit season. ”
“Lame duck season…”
I am a Joey, can I hitch a ride?
Biden’s old enemy Corn Pop invades news conference disguised as Easter Bunny! Details at ten!