Straight Line of the Day: What do the initials “IMAO” stand for? (For that matter, what does IMAO stand for?)
We’ve asked this in the past, but that was a while ago — and the archives said “Do Not Touch.”
Possible answer to Part A: “I Missed Another Oprah”
Possible answer to Part B: Truth, Justice, and the Omerta Way

Individually Moronic – All Omniscient…
IMAO stands for whatever the Emu allows…
When he is not out begging for change from passing cars.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1546629367618760705
Imagine Moon Atomically Obliterated… what else?
IMAO stands for the little guy, and the not-so-little guy, and the one in the corner who just rocks back and forth, softly moaning – everyone who has gotten a rough deal from life and just needs a hand up, not a handout. We also stand for the National Anthem, old folks on the bus, and whenever a lady enters the room, although we are suspicious of their motives…
Independent Minds – Always Optimistic…
IMAO stands for honor, humor, and honesty – with an occasional side-trip into ribaldry…
Apparently, all Bob B, all the time…
Stands for Ima ostrich..emu’s are inferior.
We Don’t Understand Acronyms.
Immaturity, Mindlessness, Absurdity, Obsequiousness
Insipid Morons Almost Organized
Itches My A$$ Off?
As in; “It just IMAO to have to pay more taxes!”
Waddaya think? Maybe?
Indignant Meanies Annoying Others
IMAO: Our work here is never done. We’re needed everywhere now. We’re needed wherever outlaws rule the West, wherever innocent women and children are afraid to walk the streets, wherever a man cannot live in simple dignity, wherever a people cry out for justice. That’s what IMAO stands for!! Plus it’s a lot of fun to post here.
Part A: Interesting Memes and Observations.
Part B: Ensuring the weirdos are subjected to sufficient mockery.
I aM Absolutely Overwhelmed.
Latrine Two-Lastnames
Part A: Instigating Measures Against Oblivion
Part B: Staving off the apocalypse. Don’t ask how, it’s a bit complicated, but, without IMAO, you’re living in a Mad Max/ Love and Monsters freak world.
IMAO stands for something? That’s news to me. I just come here to order parts for my machines. You guys make the best form holding clamps and flex locators money can buy.
In My Arrogant Opinion
Isn’t My Awesomeness Obvious?
It’s purpose is to be a boil on the A$$ of stupidity.
What do the initials “IMAO” stand for?
Quite a lot it appears.
What do the initials “IMAO” stand for?
I is for the impromptu giggles and laughs
M is for funny Memes and gaffs
A is always, always assistants by the score
O is for the Oppo that we adore…
We’re supposed to adore Oppo? The Emu said we are merely to tolerate him until he learns to pronounce “Basil” correctly, (which I highly suggest he does soon, as I’ve heard rumors the Spanish Inquisition might get involved.)
Since when were you given access the The Emu’s private newsletter, “Flightless no more”?
I’m Making All Offended…