Fire Sale: $300 Million San Francisco Office Tower, Mostly Empty. Open to Offers.
wsj.com | 04.27.2023 | Peter Grant and Jim Carlton350 California Street was worth $300 million four years ago. It might sell for 80% less now, brokers say, in a market where office vacancy rates have soared.
Melt it down into foot scrapers and sell them- they will come in handy around the city…
I would call it Sanctuary City for the homeless, the addicts, the illegal aliens, and for the mug, pugs, and everything else Hedley Lamarr said.
…sorry, was that Hedy Lamarr?..
What Would You Do With a San Francisco Skyscraper if You Could Buy It Cheap?
Ask Elon how many raptors it would take to get it to Mars. In real estate it’s always location, location, location.
What Would You Do With a San Francisco Skyscraper if You Could Buy It Cheap?
Upgrade the IMAO left coast HQ.
“It’s survival of the fittest, and those who are olfactorily challenged.” C. Darwin, Origin of the Feces
Rent it to the Chinese as a balloon-tethering station…
Free Rent for Hookers, Musicians and IMAO Commenters.
Are you sure? Letting in IMAO commenters will really trash the property value.
I resemble that remark
1: Use skyscraper as an official address for all my sock puppets.
2: Register all my sock puppets to vote.
3: Request absentee ballots for all sock puppets.
4: Ladies and gentlemen, your new mayor of San Fransico, tankdemon.
5: Thunderous applause.
I question your sanity, man! Who would want that job?
I am not sure why you would want that job as it is currently an overflowing toilet, but Head Turd is an aspiration I guess.
should be ‘Muted applause’ because…well, they’re sock puppets clapping (most everyone with actual hands are busy shooting up, holding up or looting).
In San Francisco?
Some has got to go back and get a Sh*tload of sockpuppets.
See: Nothing But Flowers
By: The Talking Heads
Just the song, its good. not the video. The video is pap.
Move it to Texas.
The cost of renting a uhaul there would cost as much as the net worth 4 years ago.
What is the average MPG of an overladen UHaul?
American or Canadian?
I don’t kn- aaaauuuuuuuggggghhhhj!!!
I’d move in right away… Goodbye large wooden badger.
…and I’d ban the wearing miniskirts by blondes… I hate it when their B@lls show.
In SF they parade around wearing a strategically placed sock.
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“Now it’s a disco — but not for Lola –”
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“L-O-L-A Lola . . “
Put a diving board on it and start training for the Stupid Olympics.
“Nuke it”, (from Orbitz.)
Pass.
In a city where they leave the hatch on their SUVs open in hopes that the thieves won’t break a window, but then go run out and vote for the SSDD, 60 mil might prove optimistic.
Yeah, darlin’, go and make it happen
Take crooks and dirtbags in a love embrace
Fire all of your rockets at once
And explode into space…
Rename it Nakatomi Plaza… and create a small park out front called Gruber Flats.
…we’re talking about an actual building here, right?
I don’t want to find out too late it’s the name of the latest homoerotic toy.
Either way -BURN IT!