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Archive of entries posted on 9th May 2023

Man Takes Selfie As He Aims His Home Security Camera at a Ring Doorbell — Enters Singularity

Posted by Oppo on 9 May 2023, 6:00 pm
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Filed under One-Shots | 7 Comments

Beer Company Suggests To Customer That His New Drinking Buddy Will Be a Man Who Thinks He’s a Pubescent Girl

Posted by Oppo on 9 May 2023, 4:00 pm

Wrong on So Many Levels

Man Figures Out That He’ll End Up Paying For Both Beers, Too

Filed under One-Shots | 8 Comments

If People Didn’t Want Their Funny Memes Passed Around, They Wouldn’t Post Them

Posted by Oppo on 9 May 2023, 2:00 pm
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Filed under One-Shots | 4 Comments

Straight Line of the Day: My God, What Crime Did You Commit?! You’ve Been Sentenced To an International Flight in the Middle Seat Between Two Oversized Passengers

Posted by Oppo on 9 May 2023, 12:00 pm
Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 37 Comments

Welcome to IMAO! You Have Mail in Your Slot for Pick-Up

Posted by Oppo on 9 May 2023, 11:00 am
Filed under One-Shots | 13 Comments

Caption This!

Posted by walruskkkch on 9 May 2023, 10:00 am
Filed under Caption This! | 20 Comments

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