Beer Company Suggests To Customer That His New Drinking Buddy Will Be a Man Who Thinks He’s a Pubescent Girl Posted by Oppo on 9 May 2023, 4:00 pm Wrong on So Many Levels Man Figures Out That He’ll End Up Paying For Both Beers, Too
The best drinking buddies are those who rarely talk politics, seldom push social issues and usually pay for their own drinks. Otherwise, I don’t really care what they look like. Reply to this comment
Always hold out for the pre-pubescent girl. Wait, that’s not right either. Never mind. 1 Reply to this comment
And when he found a bottom hard as rock, that’s when he knew he’d hit rock bottom. Reply to this comment
The perfect drinking buddy doesn’t say a word, though he will occasionally drop a quarter fiver (damn inflation) in the jukebox. 1 Reply to this comment
The best drinking buddies are those who rarely talk politics, seldom push social issues and usually pay for their own drinks. Otherwise, I don’t really care what they look like.
In My Arrogant Opinion
Always hold out for the pre-pubescent girl.
Wait, that’s not right either.
Never mind.
This butt’s for you.
And when he found a bottom hard as rock, that’s when he knew he’d hit rock bottom.
Are you certain that was a BEER company???
Obviously they were drinking Bud Light.
The perfect drinking buddy doesn’t say a word, though he will occasionally drop a
quarterfiver (damn inflation) in the jukebox.