Son of Bob [High Praise!] left this in the comments, but you probably wouldn’t see it there, so here it is:
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“Maybe Obama can convince people he’s just like them by writing another memoir.”
Yes, Obama’s just a typical American.
It’s a typical American story of a white communist mother who married a drunken, black, anti-American, communist foreigner who already had other wives he didn’t tell her about. Just like the rest of us, Dad left when he was very young to go chase skirts at Harvard before getting kicked out of the university for basically being too annoying. Then Dad was sent out of the country and died in a drunken car accident, just like most of our dads have.
Then, Mom found some even more radical boyfriends who introduced him to even more typical American traditions like killing and eating dogs and continuing his studies of the Muslim religion in typical American Indonesian schools.
Then, just like most Americans, foreigners and anti-American radicals helped him get into Harvard and paid his way before graduating and living in expensive houses bought for him by anti-American radicals with a political agenda.
And so, when you’ve lived to adulthood without ever having a single accomplishment the obvious next step is to write two autobiographies (or, better yet, have someone else ghost write them for you), just like the rest of us do. Then, after finding legal loop-holes to force his opponents out of the race, his fellow Americans voted him into his corrupt state senate.
And, finally, his typical American life climaxed with the backing of George Soros, a billionaire foreigner who made the bulk of his wealth by causing and investing in the downfall of entire countries’ economies, who bought him the presidency.
What average American couldn’t relate to such a person?

That is utterly brilliant!
Son of Bob!
huh….when you put it like that how can you NOT vote for the guy….I still think that the his war on dogs is going to sink his presidency.
Weird. If I’d had a Siamese twin sister, she’d looked like Obama in drag. I AM OBAMA.
can I get an AMEN?!!!
Wow, now that’s all I needed to vote for him. I am just like Obama.
You forgot winning the Nobel Peace Prize, apparently due to the very fact of his existence, as he clearly hadn’t achieved anything or intended to do anything to promote actual peace.
Oh, and that trip to Pakistan that Americans typically take while in college
http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.asp?page=2008\04\11\story_11-4-2008_pg7_32
I’m an average American…yet I find I can not relate to such a person. Am I so terrible?
That pretty much makes you a racist, zzyzx.
Attending “The Church of the Faithful Hateful” for two decades and swearing he and she didn’t get the message
is a new form of self-induced lobotomization. One would have thought that instead he would have followed his own personal beliefs
and gone to the dog pound for Sunday brunch!
That bang you just heard was the sound of Harvey nailing it. (lest someone alert the Secret Service)
One other thing: After his Dad left his Mom to chase skirts at Harvard, and then was kicked out and returned to his other wives in Africa, little Barak’s Mom kept telling him bedtime stories about how great his Dad was, and how his fantastic new Marxist ideas were so important for Africa. Just like all our Moms did after their deadbeat husbands left them to go back to their other wives. That’s why we all wrote (or at least provided material for) books about our deadbeat father’s dreams.
Plus, all our moms raised us to be a combination of Albert Einstein, Mahatma Gandhi and Harry Belafonte and sent us away to elite prep schools when we were 10.
Les – I wish I could take credit, but that was Son of Bob who wrote this piece.
Ohps, missed the original post, thought it was just inspired by his comment. Kudos to Son of Bob!
And I have a bad case o’ teh vertigo, so I’m also missing on a few cylinders.
Yep, he is just like other Presidents…except for the fact;
1. The third largest sheriff’s department in the United States has alleged that Obama’s selective service registration and WH website posted birth document are fraudulent. Most of us have no doubt that someone raised by communists would jump at the chance to be on the rolls to fight an ideology he affirms, that Arpaio sure is a racist nut.
2. The constitutional eligibility criteria to be in his office includes that he be a “natural born citizen”. The early Presidents were grandfathered as “citizens” in that they were not born American but British, German, etc. FACT: Every President born after the grandfathering was the product of birth in the United States to American citizens. Only Obama and Chester Arthur are the exception to this fact. Arthur was not conclusively known to be born of a British father until 2009 (naturalized 14 years after his birth). The sole instance where our Supreme Court has reflected on A2 presidential eligibility is Minor v Happersett wherein Virginia Minor’s political rights were determined not on her 14th Amendment petition but that which was found in the original constitution. Everybody is pretty sure that Obama was born in the United States (despite the lack of proof) which makes him a citizen per the 14th, no mention by anyone on actual USSC precedent that natural born is different from the later 1868 amendment.
Yep, he sure is just like other Presidents…most of them got a Nobel and wrote a couple memoirs before accomplishing anything of merit.
A communist fails to register for the draft…fine, jail, and can’t be President. You’d think some might be curious as to whether Obama did what most non-communists did during the Cold War in 1980. Obama has a wonderful track record of being just like the rest of us. Who amongst us didn’t go to Pakistan on a Indonesian passport?
“Penalties for Failure to Register for the Draft:
Registration is the law. A man who fails to register may, if prosecuted and convicted, face a fine of up to $250,000 and/or a prison term of up to five years.
Federal Jobs – men born after December 31, 1959 must be registered to be eligible for jobs in the Executive Branch of the Federal government and the U.S. Postal Service.”
http://www.sss.gov/FSbenefits.htm
Obama is just like the rest of us…we all pal around with folks just like;
Bill Ayers and Bernadine Dohrn, Derrick Bell, Carl Davidson, Frank Marshall Davis, Anita Dunn, Jodie Evans, Sam Graham Felsen, Gregory Galluzzo, Patrick Gespard, Kevin Jennings, Jeff Jones, Van Jones, Rashid Khalidi, Marilyn Katz, Mike Klonsky, Mike Kruglik, John McKnight, Khalid Al-Monsour, Saul Mendelson, Abner Mikva, Linda Ray Murray, Alice Palmer, Zach Pollet, Tony Rezko, David Axlerod, Wade Rathke, Joel Rogers, George Soros, Percy Sutton, Quentin Young, Rev Wright and Pfleger…
Most of my friends and supporters are just like Obama’s…terrorists, communists and anti-semites.
“Tell me what company you keep and I’ll tell you what you are.” -Cervantes
“You may know a man by the company he keeps” -Proverbs
Fun President Obama facts;
1. No hospital has claimed to be the birthplace of the 44th President of the United States. Kinda makes it hard to put up a commemorative plaque.
2. By executive order no access to Obama’s college and medical records, legislative history, and 2008 campaign finance docs (millions of dollars collected from unknown persons). The most transparent President evah!
3. Traveled to Pakistan in 1981 on which nation’s passport? Who paid his travel, why did he go, who was he with? He traveled via what other country (other than Indonesia)? What was the US State Department guidance at the time for US citizens traveling to Pakistan? Has anybody bothered to ask Obama? I suppose that’s why he needed to sorta explain it in a memoir…
4. Obama has a social security number issued to those that are residents of CT…how did that ever happen? Nothing weird about that?
5. His selective service document has a date stamp from the post office that only has two digits for the year…other examples from the same post office for the same year all have four. The SSA has refused all FOIA requests.
6. Obama doesn’t “own” the adjacent land convicted felon Rezko sold him for his house in Chicago.
7. He won an election in IL with sealed court documents of his opponent. Let’s hear it for the Chicago Way!
8. Polygamist father, raised by rabid communists (his mom, Indonesian step-dad, and Davis), community organizer, ACORN, 20 years in a black theology church, critical race theory included in his syllabus while college instructor, President of the Harvard Law Review and not published, etc.
9. As an elected official, funneled taxpayer money to wife’s employer.
10. Panel discussion member for the play “The Love Song of Saul Alynski” in 1998.
My life history is eerily similar to President Obama’s…nothing to see here, move along.
Obama is or was a lawyer. Anybody ever ask why him why he canceled his IL license to practice law after a complaint was filed against him 13MAR07 by Andy Martin? Could it be that he lied on his bar registration…
“Full Former name(s): None.” (Must have forgotten his years of being Barry Soetoro after the adoption).
https://www.iardc.org/ldetail.asp?id=657375232
Obama and the The Annenberg Foundation.
In 2008, patterico and others did a wonderful job shedding light on his involvement with an organization that wasted 50 million dollars “improving” education for children in the Chicago area.
http://patterico.com/2008/09/25/the-annenberg-foundationobamafactcheckbrady-center-connection/
Not much discussion now if you hadn’t noticed.
Harvey or Frank,
Why are you tolerating those that insist on wearing funny tin foil hats and speaking such nonsense as that declared by Nosworthy? Isn’t is enough that the President surrounds himself with Truthers and communists in his administration, ignoring a Senate that can’t pass a budget (3 years!), ignoring a DOJ that loves the NBP and hates vote integrity, supports Mexican and UN efforts to dictate our immigration policy, hasn’t an accountable clue about Fast and Furious, considers high energy costs good for America, bows to the Chinese and Saudis, speaks about local issues if they have racial and politically expedient overtones (Henry Gates or Trayvon Martin), and has spent millions fighting eligibility challenges while allowing a LTC to serve time in Leavenworth.
Americans should shut up and sit down, yes? I’m poking fun, of course, thanks for letting me vent. I’ve had a very nice day posting on your site and it’s very much appreciated.
Tolerating because Nosworthy doesn’t have a blog.
But if he’s interested, I can help him get set up.
He wouldn’t be the first commenter at IMAO that I turned into a blogger.
Anyway, Pieter, start here:
http://badexample.mu.nu/archives/048447.php
Also, I think “Nos-Worthy” would be an awesome blog name.
Drop me a line.
Howdy Harvey, I actually did have a blog at one time (nobody visited it though) called “thenaturalbornpresidency” but closed it out due the military’s pursuance of those having a bad temper regarding the CIC. I am active duty and find it hard to make certain considerations apparent separate from what is obviously fringe (natural born vs foreign born). Nixon lost his presidency not from the crime but his cover up. I think Obama has the same problem but very few consider the matter worth scrutiny.
Who care’s whether Obama does not have a hospital that declares it is the birthplace of the 44th President of the United States of America? The third largest sheriff’s department in the US alleges the WH posted birth document is fraudulent and also insists the selective service doc appears less than legit. You’d think someone in the media, either blog or conventional, would spend some time validating or debunking the claim to sell advertising. A respected conservative of 50 years placed is credibility on the line…liberals media have yet to shoot the claims down. Isn’t that odd considering the benefit of expending the energy and time to do so?
Obama is a radical Alinsky-Communist. One need look no further than his rhetoric and advocacy of policy within his administration (DOJ) and those of his party within the Congress (Obamacare). His oath of office (look it up) has been a gross negligence of his obligations as POTUS.
Obama could have done the very least for one of his subordinates to prove his right to serve as Commancer-in-Chief of the Armed Forces…didn’t. The previously combat deployed LTC served six months at Leavenworth while his President spent millions obscuring eligibility challenges.
Anyway, thanks for the suggestion for blogging. I sucked at it and instead comment where allowed. Thanks, again, for your leniency. I would suggest anyone interested consider the history of those elected to the office and the precedent of A2 eligibility found in the USSC case Minor v Happersett. Unique and pertinent to say the least.
Thanks, Harvey, for tolerating my acknowledged nuttiness.
Pieter Nosworthy
1SG, USA
Harvey,
BTW, I have no idea how to contact you directly (folks over 40 generally have that internet understanding). Perhaps that is very good for you…I include my email address when I comment, though. Feel free to “drop me a line” is you have access to that info.
Not intending to get maudlin but some still believe in oaths. Mine was and still is the enlisted;
I, (NAME), do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God.
My CIC made the following in JAN09 which is unique to federal service per our Constitution which is less old than the Army;
I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.
If I were to falsely swear fealty in an oath the penalty is clear;
UCMJ Article 134. False Swearing.
Elements.
(1) That the accused took an oath or equivalent;
(2) That the oath or equivalent was administered to the accused in a matter in which such oath or equivalent was required or authorized by law;
(3) That the oath or equivalent was administered by a person having authority to do so;
(4) That upon this oath or equivalent the accused made or subscribed a certain statement;
(5) That the statement was false;
(6) That the accused did not then believe the statement to be true; and
(7) That, under the circumstances, the conduct of the accused was to the prejudice of good order and discipline in the armed forces or was of a nature to bring discredit upon the armed forces.
Dishonorable discharge, forfeiture of all pay and allowances, and confinement for 3 years.
The penalty to lying under oath as POTUS…well, it’s entirely up to the electorate and the congress. For the military it is officers who enjoy the power of their commission from the President. The enlisted are judged and sentenced by these same empowered.
The enlisted oath has the Constitution prior to any consideration of Presidents and Officers. Am I wrong for being stubborn about what our founding document requires per fealty?
Perhaps someone might be interested in differentiating between the oaths of the enlisted who swear obedience to the President and Officers to that of their supreme leadership;
“I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear TRUE FAITH and ALLIEGIANCE to the same”
In comparison to that of their commander in chief;
[W]ill to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.
The officers appointed under him are held to;
I, _____, having been appointed an officer in the Army of the United States, as indicated above in the grade of _____ do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign or domestic, that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservations or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office upon which I am about to enter; So help me God.
I like and respect officers for their oath. They swear adherence to the Constitution and ABSOLUTELY nothing else. It makes LTC Lakin and those similarly troubled to be appear true to something sadly but necessarily anachronistic to most Americans…an oath to a founding document predicated on our understanding for Liberty against government tyranny.