Sad Trombone: Waah -WAAH

After comic-book readers rejected bi-Superman, DC tried again with a gay Green Lantern. The results were the same.
Not The Bee | Nov 16, 2023

The bi-sexual Superman comic they launched lasted all of one year.

Then there were the shameless diversity covers that essentially equated Hispanic people with food.

Remarkably, Dr. Jill Biden’s breakfast tacos didn’t make the cut. Sorry, San Antonio!

And now, DC is trying again by introducing a new gay-Green Lantern title called Green Lantern: Alan Scott.

And if turning another superhero into a flaming homosexual isn’t enough, they’re trying another tactic and adding “God-endorsed” sodomy to the plotline.

“Hey — if God himself didn’t want me to love you then how could I?”

You might be surprised to learn that sales of the new book were abysmal. The writer, Tim Sheridan, took to social media to call all the fans that refused to buy his soft-core gay fantasy books “haters” and “queerphobes” and begged people to buy them.

“The only way we can shut these people down is to make this book an undeniable success,” he continued. “The only way to prove to the big publishers that there’s a huge market for authentic stories about LGBTQIA+ characters and these stories are for everyone is to buy the heck out of books like this.”

Yeah, no one showed up. Much like the other panderverse DC storylines, the title is tanking.

The Comicbook Hub system that tracks sales across random stores did not register the book on its charts … at all.

Sales were all but non-existent.

Does this reporter boy wonder?

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