Dear High Times, as you stated, lots of mice at the lab… Dear I Can Has Cheezburger, you sukz. 2 Reply to this comment
What would happen if you named your cat Tiddies? I’m thinking of a Benny Hill scenario: “Here Tiddies! Where are you, Tiddies? Here, pussy!” 2 Reply to this comment
“Dear Santa — Now listen up: here’s how it’s going to go down, if you know what’s good for you…” Reply to this comment
Where’s the mouse?
Why is everyone looking at me?
No self respecting cat would allow a mouse in the house.
“Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought it would happen to me but…”
Dear High Times, as you stated, lots of mice at the lab…
Dear I Can Has Cheezburger, you sukz.
Damn cat! Looking at kitty porn again!
MEOWWW!
A real catfisher.
“Dammit! SlotD is late again!”
{Typo} {Typo} {Typo} {Typo} {Typo} {Typo} {Typo} {Enter}
“Tiddles — The sun is shining. Don’t you want to go outside?”
Oh.., Tidd “l” es. I should take the time to read slower.
What would happen if you named your cat Tiddies?
I’m thinking of a Benny Hill scenario:
“Here Tiddies! Where are you, Tiddies? Here, pussy!”
Mrs. Slocombe used to tell stories about her pussy being out all night.
“Dear Santa — Now listen up: here’s how it’s going to go down, if you know what’s good for you…”
Doomscrolling, featuring real doom…
“Cat on a Hot Keyboard”
One of Nick Fuentes minions.
“No more pussy footing around… Time to name and arrest Epsteins pals..”